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🔞1997🔞

@godisafujoshi / godisafujoshi.tumblr.com

My name is Phoenix ♌️ Detroit, MI
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One of the qualities of rich guys is that they are always in the process of being scammed or have just been scammed, and if you talk to enough of them you will realize this truth. They will talk about a possession or a project and gradually you will realize they don't know anything, that they are describing the world like a very spoiled child who just saw a commercial for the world's most expensive toy. You may be tempted to think in these moments that probably there is some quality or element of whatever the rich guy is describing with such enthusiasm, because you do not understand how someone is unable to detect that they are talking about fifty cents of colored plastic held together with glue which physically cannot do any of what they believe. But no, there is no deeper quality, they are exactly this gullible, the emperor's new clothes may be allegorical but it is also the literal truth - all rich guys everywhere have a cybertruck in their life, draining away money to another rich guy, both equally convinced they have made brilliant decisions with regard to spending.

What's funny about rich guys is that if they ever discover they have been scammed, they will never ever attack the person who scammed them. The cybertruck owner will blame not Elon Musk, or Tesla Corporation, or the dealer that sold the car, but he will demand the salesman who sold it get punished. He won't condemn the man who came up with the emperors clothes or the one who told him how impressive they were, but he will execute the tailor who took his measurements.

Does anyone want to go into business together? I can take care of everything behind the scenes

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c3rvida3

It is so, so fucking vital to your health and safety to be in cahoots with at least one person at all times.

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pixipoxi

does male yearning exist? do guys wait for girls to reply? do they think of them often during the day? do guys make playlists for their crush?

Nope. That stuff only happens in webcomics