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Mark, people seem very worried about the power level of recent sets in comparison with previous times. Is Wizards acknowledging this and making an effort to tone down future sets on this regard?

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About a year ago, we made a conscious effort to raise up the power level of current sets as it had drifted downwards for a number of years (and players had complained about it). It’s not currently higher than it’s been at past times of Magic’s life.

So, I guess I’ll ask, what is all your opinion of Magic’s current power level for Standard-legal sets? Is it:

a) too low - you’d like to see us make Standard-legal sets more powerful

b) just right - you’d like to see us keep Standard-legal sets at the power level they currently are

c) too high - you’d like to see us make Standard-legal sets less powerful

Choose a), b), or c) and explain why.

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b) I'm enjoying the power of standard currently, but I'm not enjoying some of the card designs lately. Too many cards feel like they do too much while having little to no real opportunity cost. I'd also like to see more consideration for older formats, rather than every new set making a big splash and warping the meta (like Lurrusbis currently)

christians: god is formless, god can come across as anyone or anything

person: god might be a woman

christians:

But, I mean, he’s called “God the Father” and “Lord”, which is a masculine term, so, yeah.

who in the world says god the father i have never heard this before

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Glory to the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit, now and forever and to the ages of ages

non-American Christians around the world: [are persecuted, outcast, imprisoned, forced to worship and fellowship in secret, and even brutually killed for being Christians]
some of y’all: Anyways Christians are just privileged old white men who’ve never suffered persecution ever uwu sorry don’t shoot the messenger

Do you think you could provide some sources where I could learn more about this? I don’t think youre lying or anything, but I’ve never heard anything about this being a contemporary issue and if it is happening, I’d like to learn more.

The Coming Summer, Ep 5, “Christian Persecution”

Somewhere in the world, a Christian dies for their faith every six minutes.

I’m not a Christian but it’s been clearly show non-western Christians are the most persecuted group on the planet, mostly at the hands of Islamic or Communist governments.

Americans sure love to talk about how creepy japanese animation is for a country where their politicians and movie stars are pedophiles and molesters

At last, the long-awaited finale of the televised poem competition had arrived.

The pope, who was a keen lyricist and writer of poems, had to everyone’s surprise entered the competition. He immediately announced that he would only be reciting poems about personal spiritual experiences. Despite this limitation, it turned out he was gifted with words and he had made it all the way to the final. His opponent was the favorite to win: a Harvard linguistics professor on the top of his career and with a mind as sharp as a knife’s edge.

The Harvard professor was up first. He was informed of the rules: “Two minutes to come up with a poem, and it must involve Timbuktu.” The clock started, and when the time was up the Harvard professor approached the microphone:

“On my way through desert sand

Met a lonely caravan

Men on camels, two by two

Destination: Timbuktu.”

The crowd went wild. Commentators were lyrical. This was without a doubt the best poem of the competition. The Harvard professor had done it again! But as the crowd settled down their spirits sank. As far as anyone knew, the pope had never been to Timbuktu, which was soon confirmed by the TV commentator. How could the pope have a personal spiritual experience with such a word?!

The elderly pope was walked to the stage and informed of the same rules: “Two minutes to come up with a poem, and it must involve Timbuktu.” The clock was started, but after only a short thought the pope stopped it. Everybody in the competition had used all the provided time, and as the pope approached the microphone a sigh went through the audience. Was he withdrawing from the competition? Would it all end in anti-climax?

No, to everybody’s surprise the pope started to recite his poem based on personal spiritual experience:

“Me and Tim to Brisbane went

Met some ladies, cheap to rent.

They were three and we were two,

So I bucked one, and ‘Tim-bucked-two.’”

this is what every FBI agent is like. just so you know. these are the men who run the FBI.

Demonic physiognomy

Fight response activated

Genuinely terrifying and more people need to see this because the demonic nature of literally thousands of federal agents just briefly flashed across one man’s face like a scene from a horror movie.

FBI agent: is smug on camera 

Alt-Right blogs: demonic, unholy. He must be part of the Jewish faggot conspiracy and just showed his true form. Who could ever imagine a governmental leader acting weird and unprofessional? Molotove the Feds.

How much were you paid to say this

cant you read their url?