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Uhhh

@godiamobese

Height-5’5 hw-200 lw-98 Cw-120 gw-100
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Everyone: you should only weigh yourself once every three days

Me, stepping on the scale for the fourth time in one day:

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sadlazyana

My fbi agent watching me download tumblr again after another failed recovery

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gnomebud

tired: eating a chocolate bar like a normal human being

wired: pouring a large amount of semi-sweet chocolate chips into your hand and grazing on them like a horse

im glad this was so relatable to the general public

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free market baby

Law & Ethics

I mean 

no

but you’d be deeply poisoned. like. super-poisoned. I cannot emphasize enough how poisoned eating the Mona Lisa would make you

but what a way to go

You could only eat it once

Forbidden snack