😜

life… is an egg

explain

has chickens in it sometimes

every time i look at the mystery gang i have this like visceral feeling that someone is missing. but nobody ever is. who are they. what happened to them

logically i know this is them. these are the only people in the mystery gang. fred, daphne, velma, shaggy, and scooby. thats the 5 of them. but something deep within my lizard brain is telling me theres a 6th member that has been, for unknown reasons, banished from this timeline and our collective memory as a species

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Do not stay in a retail store or restaurant past closing time. I mean unless you’re just finishing up paying and it’s like 5 mins after. It’s rude. I know the people who work there say, “oh no it’s ok”. They’re lying. It’s not ok they just have to say that.

LEAVE

i don’t wanna use caps anymore. too loud. i just wanna relax. always chillin. why is there so much violence on tv. food network is the only positive option

me when i go on vacation

*patiently waits for the free serotonin boost that is the month of october*

I got really offended until I realized that is actually my account name

Parker Cannon // TSSF

Photo By: Tim Cayem

I absolutely love when someone is turned on, making out with you, and they just paw at you all over because they can't get enough of you. Like yes please! Grab my titties, ass, thighs, love handles, waist, everything. Just fucking manhandle me and hold on wherever you need to, I can take it

me

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