Thot Slayer

Sweetest sound ever 😍❤️

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When a “funny” dude likes you and anytime he sees you anywhere he will be like “yoooo wassup it’s Jelissa!” (Or whatever) like “omg Miranda is here whaaaat” for literally no reason why do they do that

They are more likely to do this the more meek and shy they perceive you too. They are less likely to do this if they think you’re loud and confident. Idk what it is it’s not even necessarily bad or annoying it’s just like why.

This is a VERY sweet take and I hope it’s sometimes true

Okay I thought this behavior was annoying before but now it’s actually quite endearing thank you extroverts who want introverts to feel included.

There was a stoner I liked very much when I was playing age of Conan some ten or more years ago. He would roll up into the vent, yell my name and rip a bong on mic before vanishing again. Always made me feel special. It was like a dog that would greet you by barking as loud as possible and wagging his tail so hard it leaves a dent in the wall when your car rolls up. Everyone was luke warm to cold on him but he was my fucking buddy and I loved him because he made me feel wanted which I sure as shit wasn’t getting at home!!

Eventually I made the decision to start emulating behaviors that made me feel happy and started doing that in other places. To this day my whole discord chants the nickname of whomever joins the call, like a pack of seagulls who just locked eyes on a delicious spare French fry. There’s nothing quite as amazing as walking into a room and hearing a chorus of loved ones drawing out your name like they were going to sweep you off your feet if they could, slash like a pack of feral dogs ready to bowl you the fuck over.

So, I was married to a guy like this - who is, not coincidentally, an improv comedian, actor & director who has been working at the PA Ren Faire since like 1988 or so - and the guys who are Just Like That?

They're basically golden retrievers in human form. This is, as was said above, basically the exact same thing as the way my dog runs around in circles in the living room, barking his head off and yipping in between, wagging his tail like he's trying to break it, and grabbing whatever random blanket, pillow or dog toy he can find and shaking the shit out of it when I let him into the living room, because he knows my wife is in the living room and he is SO EXCITED to see @apocalycious . He needs her to KNOW that he is VERY EXCITED to see her and VERY EXCITED to be social with her and ALSO check it OUT this is my SKILL (shaking blankets like they're small animals that I am hunting) and I'm SHOWING IT TO YOU so that you APPRECIATE ME.

It's very sweet, really. They don't have a tail to wag so that everyone knows they're glad to see you and you're a welcome presence, so they have to wag their jaws and holler instead.

REMEMBER. If you’re ever in an awkward, bad, or otherwise unpleasant situation. You can always make it worse by meowing

not true. everytime I meow, many beautiful women descend upon me to try to put me in their purse and whisk me away to safety

And are you sure those beautiful women aren’t whisking you away to the vet?

I think he should be a little fucked up, as a treat

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huevember 1/5 / drst kiddies off to get their halloween treats, and maybe do some tricks !

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