clocked this entire website
extremely unsexy of adhd to make me both very annoying and very sensitive to the concept of being perceived as annoying
Did you guys know that the most recent version of sharks have fins that are kinda leg like and they like to walk up onto land?
no way i must have missed an update!
The Epaulette shark is only about 9 million years old as a species, making it the most recent branch in the shark family. And it is slowly but surely evolving into a land animal
You know what to do boys
💜🚨💜 BWOOP BWOOP ATTENTION @CLEOLINDA THERE IS A BABY PALLAS CAT 💜🚨💜
I think I got too excited and capslocky and forgot to actually tag @cleolinda hey Cleo have you seen this lil man yet?
It is though
Know that you can start late, look different, be uncertain and still succeed.
Misty Copeland
my brother started calling our cat "doobie brother" which he then lengthened to "dubious brother" and has since morphed into "brother dubious" like he's some sort of fucked up little monk
brother dubious
"My liege, I'm afraid I have reason to believe your concubine plots against you. Worry not, your eminence, you can still trust me, of course..."
Underrated in the “tweets with nearly daily usefulness” pantheon IMO
hey don't cry. 7,401 species of frog in the world, ok?
IMPORTANT UPDATE: 7,532 species of frog in the world, ok?!
great news! 7,556 species of frog in the world, ok?!
hard 2 explain but. barbie movie is kind of like astrology. if you're normal yes we can have a conversation about how it's def not the epitome of feminist praxis but was fun & largely harmless. if ur a weirdo about it & use it as an excuse to mock women: congratulations it's now my single favorite movie and i love it and nothing is wrong with it literally at all and it's actually better than any movie ever made
We just need ONE high speed rail system that goes from DC to Maine/Upstate NY and connects all the major hubs in between and I can die happy. No reason why it should be so difficult and time consuming to get from Boston to NY like it actually makes no sense. Getting to philly shouldnt be this crazy either
Fucking thank you! Idk why it'll be near 500-600 dollars to hop up 2 states and take forever.
Amtrak like "pleaaaase pay 400 dollars for a train that is slower than a shitty bus. We are practically begging"
boston to burlington by train takes like 11 hours and costs 300 dollars. bus takes 4 hours costs 40 bucks. drives me fuckin bananas
And i HATE the bus !!
Once you get to a certain level of advanced maths, you basically become a wizard.
this is what a page of my wizards spellbook looks like
Sounds like something a wizard mocking another wizard for their poorly written spellbook would say
bungus
welcome to ‘no note bungus’. reblog and you will feel a sense of accomplishment and goodwill wash over you
The Evening World, New York, March 16, 1908
Reblog if you too are a real amiable sort of freak with a very wide smile, just keeping pace.