the reason gay porn has that many views isnt bc a lot of people are gay and hiding it i've just had an assorted playlist full of gay porn videos set to loop at 4x speed in the background as white noise while i contemplate which direction i turn my car around at this intersection for years on end now
by request - "about horses and ponies"
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"I TRY TO SING ALONG BUT I GET IT ALL WRONG
When I was young, I believed ponies grew up to be horses. Years later, one of the times I died, I only asked, 'Why me?' And God told me I had been almost right about the ponies, just looking at it backwards. Things, God told me, grow smaller. Horses grow up to be ponies, and ships grow up to be boats, and lions grow up to be housecats, and cities grow up to be suburbs, and billboards grow up to be bumper stickers, and armies grow up to be police, and sodomy trials grow up to be quiet and private little suicides, and every genocide grows up to be statistics."
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Tumblr sent me a special email just to make sure I saw this picture of a dragon jacking off
finally this website is starting to work properly
remember when we were free? when we could run in the fields and feel the wind in our hair? i miss that too.
mans has a phd
Tags peer reviewed etc
My prize from today’s antique hunting trip. This mirror is beautiful.
love this
[ID1: A painting of Greek philosophers talking labeled "Talking about harm reduction and drug policy with drug-users" across from a picture of an adult showing a toddler a toy labeled "Talking about harm reduction with non-users."]
[ID2: Tags reading "thank you to every person who has painstakingly held my hand to explain it to me."]
im starting to think the idea of the "person who thinks they're better than you because they listen to obscure music which they talk about with elitist glee on how you Wouldn't Get It" is a fake kind of person that hasnt existed for a decade. everyone i know that listens to genuinely weird and unknown music is so excited to share it with others if actual interest is shown. all the concept has served to do is make people who haven't gone deep into obscure music write off anything they're not familiar with due to fear of "pretentiousness"
these are the most early 2000s nu metal motherfuckers i have ever laid my eyes on, and exactly what i would expect from the people who voiced ed edd n eddy
#they look like what smashmouth sounds like
yes, food is fuel. but it is also for pleasure. it is also enjoyable. it is also emotional, personal, intimate. food is fuel, yes, but that does not make you a machine. you are allowed to eat something just because you want it, just because it sounds good, regardless of the nutritional properties. food is a shared human experience bridging across our entire existence. to reduce it to something as simplistic as fuel denies us the emotional connection that food contains. food is fuel, yes, but it is also so much more than that.