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Born in 1998. Live in Russia. Suck at everything.

I swear all I ever do is money bowl spells lately but anyways THEY WORK !! ✨🌱🕯💸🌻

Things you’ll need (feel free to add your own ingredients!! This is just what I personally do)

- rice to attract/eco friendly

- cinnamon to attract abundance

- basil for wealth

- five coins/money to manifest

- acorns for prosperity

- sunflowers for abundance

- bay leaves with written intent

- peridot to enhance prosperity/abundance

Stir in your herbs/spices, arrange as you please and manifest manifest manifest (and also put in the work!)

Allspice Bringing In Abundance Foot Soak

Washing with this allspice soak will remove any blocks from your path, allowing abundance to come forth.

What you need:

- 1/2 cup whole allspice

- 5 to 6 bay leaves

What to do:

1. Bring 6 to 7 cups of water to a boil.

2. Add the allspice and bay leaves, reduce the heat, and let them simmer for 10 minutes.

3. Let the water cool slightly, then strain it into a bowl large enough to rest your feet in.

4. Allow your feet to soak in this for 5 minutes, then take a washcloth and rub your ankles, calves, and feet with the scented water.

Source (this foot soak comes from the linked book)

Daemonic notes: Adding Epsom salts can be a nice touch to this, especially if you are on your feet all day!

Make sure the area is clean and tidy then place a bowl in the back left corner of your home (or room) to bring abundance into your life. The bowl can be filled with coins, crystals, herbs, incense, or any other lucky items that draw abundance. This is your message to the universe saying money is being drawn to you.

💼💵 Spell for abundance, wealth and success 💵💼

Let’s get successful this year. If you are looking for a job, struggling with exams and homework, looking for some extra cash this year, here is a spell to attract abundance, wealth and success…

Ritual prep

✨ Set yourself up in a peaceful, calm and quiet room. ✨ Take a piece of paper and your favourite pen.  ✨ Light a green (money, luck) or purple (ambition, power) candle, depending on what you want to attract. 

Abundance spell

✨ Think about your current goal. Formulate it clearly and positively (for instance, do not say: “I don’t want to fail my exams”, but say: “I want to be successful in my studies).  ✨ Only ask one goal at a time. ✨ Write the goal on your paper starting with: “I wish…” ✨ Below the goal, write the steps you can take to fulfil this goal, starting with small tasks, and working up towards bigger experiences. ✨ Visualize this goal by taking 3 deep breaths and meditate on what your life will look like once that goal has been achieved.  ✨ Give yourself a precise date, in which you plan to achieve this goal.  ✨ Spend a few more minutes looking at the paper, the candle, and yourself, sitting in this room. Let the universe listen to your request. 

Bay Leaves - Magickal Uses

Bay leaves – also known as bay laurel – are well-known for their magickal properties. In Ancient Greece, the bay leaf is sacred to Apollo, son of Zeus and Leto, known to many as the god of music, light, healing, poetry, truth, and prophecy. According to legend, Apollo fell inlove with the beautiful nymph Daphne, but she turned him down repeatedly. Apollo chased and chased her, until eventually, Daphne’s father transformed his daughter into a bay laurel tree, to preserve her wishes to live amongst the woodland creatures, without a man. Consequently, the bay leaf is said to several have magickal uses – some of which are listed below.

Magical uses of bay leaves:

  • Granting wishes – bay leaves are well-known for their wish-granting properties, and can be used to bring you closer to your goals. Many believe if you write a wish on a bay leaf, and then burn it, your wish will come true. Bay leaves can also be used in spells to bring prosperity, luck, and success.
  • Cleansing, purification, and banishing negativity – the bay leaf is commonly used for its properties of purification and cleansing. Bay leaves can be used to dispel negative entities and energies. They are also be used to purify or asperse a space, object, or person – perhaps in preparation for a ritual.
  • Protection – on a similar note, bay leaves can be used as protection from negativity and misfortune, including negative magic. Some use bay leaves in spell breaking, and in exorcism rituals. Mixed with sandalwood, bay leaves can be useful in breaking curses.
  • Enhance psychic ability – bay leaves are extremely useful in divination, clairvoyance, and aiding psychic development. Bay leaves are often used in clairvoyance and wisdom brews, and bay leaves placed under the pillow or used in dream work can facilitate prophetic dreams.

Example Spell – Good Health Wishing Spell by Pamela Ball:

Just a quick example of how you can incorporate bay leaves in your Craft. This spell is taken from Pamela Ball’s ‘The Great Book of Spells’ – I’m paraphrasing, and you can find the whole spell in her book.

Materials needed:

  • 3 bay leaves
  • Piece of paper
  • Pencil or pen
  • Later - some way of safely burning paper

Best time to start this spell: New Moon

Steps: Again, the full spell can be found in Pamela Ball’s book. But the spell basically involves the following:

1. During a New Moon, write down your wish on a piece of paper and visualise it coming true.

2. Place three bay leaves on the paper, then fold the paper over these bay leaves to make an envelope. Whilst you do this, visualise your wish coming true.

3. Keep the paper somewhere safe and continue visualising the wish coming true.

4. When the wish does come true, burn the paper as a way of saying thanks.

This is just one example – there’s loads more spells you can find, or you could create your own! 

I hope you found this useful.

(And just a quick side note - I do recommend Pamella Ball’s ‘The Great Book of Spells’. I’ve been reading and using some of the spells recently!)

Blessed be <3  

Sympathetic Healing Spell

(specifically for an already being treated chronic condition- not an acute one that requires immediate doctor/vet intervention- this is NOT a substitute for medical care. This is NOT a cure.)

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Ingredients:

-a small taglock (that you don’t care about getting stuff on it- a photo, hair from a brush, sock, full name written on a piece of paper)

-honey or elderberry syrup

-ground turmeric

-dried chamomile (or a specific tea blend you find soothing)

-a slip of paper and pen

-your breath

-a safe place that you don’t mind getting syrup/spices on (a plate, jar, box, etc)

1.) Take the taglock. Focus on it. Focus on your loved one (or yourself- this can be for you!). Pour your love and concern into that taglock. Set aside.

2.) Take your slip of paper and write the ailment(s) on it. It can be a diagnosis, a description of symptoms, the negative emotions or limitations this ailment causes. All the bad associated with what you’re dealing with goes on this paper.

3.) Scribble over top of it. Really pour your energy into destroying what you just wrote with your pen or marker. Now tear the paper into tiny pieces. Burn or bury the pieces.

4.) WASH YOUR HANDS BEFORE TOUCHING YOUR TAGLOCK AGAIN

5.) Take your taglock and place on your dish you don’t mind dirtying. Take your syrup and pour a bit on your fingertips. Rub the liquid on the taglock gently- even imagining your massaging any pain areas associated with the healing.

6.) Sprinkle turmeric on top- liberally. The taglock should be partially obscured by that golden dust. Add the chamomile/tea blend.

7.) Take a deep mindful breath- a breath of your love and care and healing thoughts. Bring your face close to the taglock. Very gently breath on it (the goal is not to disturb the herbs on top too much).

8.) Set aside and repeat the breathing step daily or as often as you feel comfortable.

Free books on Magick (PDF’S)

A few people have messaged me asking for my master list of working pdfs. This is what I have and its not super organized but it is in alphabetic order for what its worth. Anyways, they’re all free so please please please save them, download them, print them and most importantly READ THEM if you come across any that strike your fancy. Also, I’m not saying that every single one of these books are completely amazing, but either way, they’re here for you to make your own value judgements on.

I need your advice

So. Me and my ex decided to be friends. He cheated on me with other girl and didn't have the guts to tell me. Had to tell him that I saw them together, only then he finally admitted. He was ignoring me for past week, then told he didn't wanna talk to anyone. But I know he was going out every single day with everyone who isn't me. Basically, he is as shit of a friend as he is of a boyfriend.

So what's my question? I gifted him a really nice gift on his birthday. Something that I wanted to have for myself. And then I hear that he talks shit behind my back and tells everyone that he dumped me and still got the gift. So I'm thinking of getting it back. I know that it isn't a good look. And I'm okay with not having that thing. But I can not stand the fact that he brags about it. Should I take it back or not?

The sign of high quality is the fact the book was banned by the government. Trash literature NEVER EVER had any troubles with the law.

FARENHEIT 451 IS ON THE BANNED BOOKS LIST??? IT’S LITERALLY ABOUT THE SOCIETAL DANGERS OF BANNING/OUTLAWING/BURNING BOOKS ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

That’s the reason it’s on the bloody list.

BECAUSE IT’S ABOUT HOW BANNING AND BURNING BOOKS IS WRONG.

HERE’S ALL THE PDF VERSIONS I COULD FIND SINCE WE’RE ALL IN QUARANTINE AND WE CAN’T PHYSICALLY GET THE BOOKS WE DON’T HAVE

Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee (this was the only free version I could find, and it’s a downloadable thing, so do so with caution)

Catch-22 (it was either this version or one where the entire thing was in comic sans font)

The Jungle (personally I don’t like this formatting, but the site doesn’t look sketchy so…) - there’s also this which is the proper book format in a pdf, but it’s directly photocopied so it might be hard to read some of the print

Our Bodies, Ourselves (we learned about this one in APUSH!)

COULD NOT FIND Sexual Behavior in the Human Male (the ebook is 47 fucking dollars??? and i can’t even find sketchy websites that’ll let me download a pdf. if anyone manages to find a link, lmk please)

Where the Wild Things Are (this is a slideshow!!!! how fun)

COULD NOT FIND The Words of Cesar Chavez (however I did manage to download the first 71 pages of the book from EBSCO and I put it here but I couldn’t get the rest. sorry y’all)

rebloggan 4 links

This blog slowly turms into a place where i can complain about stuff and i’m here for it

I hate when people(men) try to excuse their awful behavior by saying “well i’m just an animal”. I don’t hate men, i know that the ones that try to pull that off are just assholes and the other ones are totally fine. But for some reason lately i meet a lot of assholes and they just piss me off. Saying stuff like that does only one thing. It makes it seem like you are not to be held accountable for things that you do. You are just animal after all what did we all expect, right? And yeah, sure if that’s what you want then go ahead. But that means that you never gonna be a better person and all the people around you will be tired of your bullshit at some point and will just leave ‘couse you never gonna change.

And also for some reason those ones that “are just animals” get offended when you treat them as such. When you say that men will always look at other women even if they are in a relationship or that it’s normal for men see women as sexual objects or what have you my response will be that men are fucking gross and i don’t want to interract with them. But that’s for some reason offensive. I’m a human and a lot of stuff that animals do i will newer do myself. ‘Couse it’s gross and i know better. So dont be mad when people say that to you when you said that about yourself first. And don’t say “all men” ‘couse if you are a dick doesn’t mean that every man is.

and in general if somebody wants to hear kinda gross and awfl story from my life told in broken english with sprinkles of (sometimes dark)humor and irony feel free to message me

i don’t really know how tumblr messages work but i’ll figure

nothing too bad happened tho everyone is alive and well

but to be real real.

what do you do if you had a really toxic person in your life for a while that you have given to multiple chances to impruve themselves but they never did? and every time you tried to cut them off they were just crawling back saying that they care sO mUcH and they will never hurt you again. but they always do and of course it’s not their fault it’s on you. and after another cycle of bullshit you finally cut then of for good but it’s not..satisfying. like i wanna punch the bitch in the face but it’s kinda not good and probably won’t satisfy me anyway. like i wanna prove myself right cos’ i am but that ain’t gonna happen. so i’m sitting here and getting more and more angry.

like yeah if you have any advice it will be appreciated.

dere you go

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lets just talk about this here cookie recipe

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HOLY SHIT

I JUST FINISHED THIS AND WOW IT TASTES AMAZING

YES

WONDERFUL

1000000/10 WOULD ATE AGAIN

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For magic improvements on thing that is already perfect:

Use one spoon white sugar, and one spoon brown if you have it.

After microwave, before noms, add vanilla ice cream.

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salt is a flavour enhancer, add just a tiny dash, not enough to make it salty.

Because I love you all.

reblogging cause i need to save this

A note for those who have trouble measuring butter with a spoon as I do: one cup I am sixteen tablespoons. Butter/margarine bricks are usually a half a cup, so just cut one eighth of that amount 

These are really good! And yes, for the love of god, if you have it use white sugar and brown sugar, add just a pinch of salt, and as many chocolate chips as you darn well please. Great with icecream, whipped cream on top, or a tall glass of milk (keep in mind you gotta eat it with a spoon, you can’t dip it in milk) 

Super college friendly (trust me)

i have so many parasocial relationships that i don’t need real ones tbh

Somewhere between (งಠ_ಠ)ง and  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯  every day.

Ah the ever elusive ¯\_( ಠ_ಠ)_/¯

I’m more like (งツ)ง tbh.