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selene

@godd-3-ss

a bisexual mentally ill simp (she/her) pinterest: the_simp_u_were_lookin_for !! im a minor !!

MUSIC ASKS these are actually pretty hard but why not.

1: A song you like with a color in the title
2: A song you like with a number in the title
3: A song that reminds you of summertime
4: A song that reminds you of someone you would rather forget about
5: A song that needs to be played LOUD
6: A song that makes you want to dance
7: A song to drive to
8: A song about drugs or alcohol
9: A song that makes you happy
10: A song that makes you sad
11: A song that you never get tired of
12: A song from your preteen years
13: One of your favorite 80’s songs
14: A song that you would love played at your wedding
15: A song that is a cover by another artist
16: One of your favorite classical songs
17: A song that would sing a duet with on karaoke
18: A song from the year that you were born
19: A song that makes you think about life
20: A song that has many meanings to you
21: A favorite song with a person’s name in the title
22: A song that moves you forward
23: A song that you think everybody should listen to
24: A song by a band you wish were still together
25: A song by an artist no longer living
26: A song that makes you want to fall in love
27: A song that breaks your heart
28: A song by an artist with a voice that you love
29: A song that you remember from your childhood
30: A song that reminds you of yourself

Want to learn something new in 2022??

Absolute beginner adult ballet series (fabulous beginning teacher)

40 piano lessons for beginners (some of the best explanations for piano I’ve ever seen)

Basic knitting (probably the best how to knit video out there)

Pre-Free Figure Skate Levels A-D guides and practice activities (each video builds up with exercises to the actual moves!)

How to draw character faces video (very funny, surprisingly instructive?)

Playing the guitar for beginners (well paced and excellent instructor)

Playing the violin for beginners (really good practical tips mixed in)

Color theory in digital art (not of the children’s hospital variety)

Retake classes you hated but now there’s zero stakes:

Calculus 1 (full semester class)

Learn basic statistics (free textbook)

Learn a language:

Russian (pretty good cyrillic guide!)

Want to learn something new in 2023??

Cooking with flavor bootcamp (used what I learned in this a LOT this year)

Learn Interior Design from the British Academy of Interior Design (free to audit course - just choose the free option when you register)

How to ride a bike (listen. some of us never learned, and that's okay.)

How to cornrow-braid hair (I have it on good authority that this video is a godsend for doing your baby niece's black hair)

Making mead at home (I actually did this last summer and it was SO good)

Basics of snowboarding (proceed with caution)

How to draw for people who (think they) suck at art (I know this website looks like a 2003 monstrosity, but the tutorials are excellent)

Pixel art for beginners so you can make the next great indie game

Go (back) to school

Introduction to Astronomy (high school course - free textbook w/ practice problems)

Principals of Economics (high school course - free textbook w/ practice problems)

Introduction to philosophy (free college course)

Computer science basics (full-semester Harvard course free online)

Learn a language

Japanese for Dummies (link fix from 2022)

Portuguese (Brazil)

American Sign Language (as somebody who works with Deaf people professionally, I also strongly advise you to read up on Deaf/HoH culture and history!)

Chinese (Simplified)

Quenya (LOTR fantasy elf language)

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Reblogging to remind myself that retirement is the perfect time for some of these!

when you set out on the path of revenge, dig two graves. you never know when the other guy might’ve cloned himself

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i feel like ur speaking from experience

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weird coincidence, i also feel like ur speaking from experience

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Mc: Why am I the bad guy?

Lucio : I don't know, why am I the pretty one? We all have our thing.

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Lucio : Am I going to far?

Mc: No, no, no. You went too far about 7 hours ago. Now you’re going to prison.

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Mc: Big day today, Lucio . *holds up two shirts* Mustard stain or ketchup stain?

Lucio : Mustard– looks less like blood.

*****

Lucio : You saved me! Why?

Mc: People would think I murdered you if I didn't.

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Mc: Did you buy eggs like I asked?

Lucio : Even better!

Mc: What the fuck did you-

Lucio : *holding up a chicken* Her name is Fluffy.

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Mc, tearing up the room: Where are they?

Mc, looking under a pillow: Who moved them? Who moved my children?

Mc: Somebody moved my M&amp;M's, and now I am going to start killing.

Lucio who ate them: o.o

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Mc: Underestimate me. That'll be fun.

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Mc: Maybe the true treasure was friendship all along. But I hope not, because I can’t spend friendship on new clothes

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Mc: STOP!

*Everyone stops*

Mc: wAiT a MiNuTe-

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Mc: I scare people a lot because I walk very softly and they don't hear me enter rooms. So when they turn around, I'm just kind of there and their fear fuels me.

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Mc: Real life should have a fucking search function, or something.

Mc: I need my socks.

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Mc: What can therapy do for me that screaming in my car for 30 minutes can’t?

i want to post arcana headcanons so bad but my ideas about absolutely EVERYTHING are so far removed from canon i think i would have tomatoes thrown at me and be booed off the stage

things to update after a legal name change!

  • Social security card
  • Driver’s license
  • Passport
  • Birth certificate
  • Employer HR
  • Bank account
  • Credit card company
  • Car insurance
  • Health insurance
  • Utilities
  • Cell phone account
  • Voter registration
  • Your school
  • Professional organizations (for nursing, bar, teaching, etc.)
  • Doctor’s office & other health specialists
  • TV & internet
  • Paypal

*Please add to this list if you can think of anything else!!!

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quakerboy

#1 thing I notice trans people forget to change after just a social name change is their voicemail recording!