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i am sitting on the couch, i hear tapping on the door behind me, i turn around and see this

what do i do

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picaso

he is here….

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brokuto-koutarous-mom

i still lose it every time i see this post because someone let a fucking goose into their house just because tumblr said to and if that doesn’t perfectly define all of our experiences on this shitty excuse for a website i dont know what does  

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too tired to be part of the solution but don't want to be part of the problem? compromise by becoming part of a new, much funnier problem

This post appeared directly after a post about Americans joining Red Note, and it took me a good 30 seconds to realize it was a seperate post and not a reblog.

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at this point, more than the sequel, the movie i actually wanna see is a tell all documentary about the mess that the tog2 production clearly has to be

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This is one of the thai restaurants in my hometown and i can tell you first hand this lady is wonderful

little update bc someone from my hometown wrote an article about her and these are some highlights:

and my personal favorite:

Should’ve known it was Marquette.

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smallest-feeblest-boggart

this is such a fun article and also:

and bc it’s worth reiterating:

I would whole heartedly love this woman if she said, “what you want motherfucker?” as soon as I walked in the door. Just like home

watching a video of a guy make a miniature model of a hydroelectric dam outside and like. just imagine that youre an ant living nearby like youve been helping in the colony for a few days so you decide to go to the pheromone trails to get some food but the path is now blocked by the fucking hoover dam

do you think this ant is like "oooooooooooobh wait until the colony hears about this theyre not going to believe. that theres concrete out here"

genuinely unsure how to respond to this

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thinking about how when you punch a mirror so that it cracks and fractures into multiple shards reflecting your own visage back at you, you're really just ironically surrounding yourself with more of the self you loathe in your quest to attain self-destruction. the grotesque reproductive quality of gouging pieces from yourself in order to lessen the burden of existence, and in the process only proliferating more individual aspects of You, shedding them as you go. much to consider.

something like this

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Callsigns are ALL like this. I know in movies everyone's got cool callsigns, but you have to EARN a cool callsign. Most people's are like, commemoration of something real stupid they did, or, like, "Carrots" bc "he ate carrots weirdly." This database is a treasure trove:

Also unironically if you are nb and have an "object" name you can 100% get old republicans to use it by just claiming it's for something dumb. "Yeah man I go by Brick because I dropped a bunch of bricks once and messed up a timeline on a job" will get everyone you will ever meet to call you that.