My sense of humor is growing more and more ridiculous because I was just sitting here by myself thinking like what if instead of saying “are you kidding me” we said weird food related things like “are you frying my rice right now” or even “are you seriously buttering all of my toast with this” and honestly I cried
this post is the best thing I’ve ever put on this site because I’m still getting messages and replies from people with their own versions of these jokes
Coyote Peterson can nail me to a speed bump and then run me over with 18 different Barbie Dream Jeeps™, slowly killing me
Spinning toy with animal heads. Mesopotamia, 2000-1800 BC
oh fuck you
“all star” by smash mouth, but only using the sounds and beats on my synth (and also anthony “ten second songs” vincent on some other instruments) these titles are getting too long
*throws a chicken nugget at your window* why don’t you like me
*opens window* can u throw another
Подстава
this is not a helpful translation, google.
oh
Now this is a Russian culture lesson
Keanu Thieves (via mushroombirdornaments)
The people running after him makes it funnier
He looks so happy
The whole post, blessed.
RUN HOME KEANU!
AND DON’T STOP FOR ANYTHING!
Lol
IT’S HIS NOW :D
