horny basically 24/7 help

imagine having money wow i just got chills

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I get emotionally attached to lyrics, like not necessarily a whole song just that one line that hits you in the gut and pulls out every emotion you can possibly feel and every time you hear that one line its like the whole world is okay for a few seconds.

This post is so beautiful, because if you go through the tags it’s thousands and thousands of people writing the lyrics that mean the most to them

I came home from vacation tonight and my cat, who I’ve had since I was six, is at the lowest weight he’s ever been. He is a long and tall cat but now weighs as much as a kitten. He is dirty and is not cleaning himself appropriately, a sign of an unhappy cat. He hasn’t been able to keep down food for a while now, but at least was able to retain weight. Now, it’s seems as if he digests his food just to barf it up again. Tonight I was holding him and he was being super sweet like he always is with me and I just keep thinking about how I can’t imagine my life without him. He’s a constant, and loves me unconditionally. What am I going to do without him? The worst part is, now that my dad isn’t around, I’ll have to bring him into the vet to put him down. I’ve witnessed and been involved in numerous “euthanasias”, thanks to my job and future career choice, but I can’t even imagine observing them initiate cardiac arrest to my own fucking cat. I’ve had him ever since I was little and he was this tiny kitten. And tonight it just really dawned on me that he’s dying. It sucks. There’s never ever going to be a cat like him and that makes me incredibly sad.

whenever i’m with my girl or we’re facetiming, i always stare at her and smile and she always looks at me innocently and asks “what?” and i always reply “nothing” but i wonder how she doesn’t know that i’m staring because her eyes are my favorite color and her smile is my favorite smile and i’m trying to keep my cool but i can’t because i’m way too in love

THIS IS SO CUTE OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

“Moseby” trended worldwide on Twitter for a few minutes because of this vine o.O

i will not stop doing peace signs in photos until there is world peace

Ponderings (via this-cutting-edge)

in the mood to do a lot of drugs

Shy to slutty real quick

[audio transcription: bird pushes through the door and begins laughing like a super-villain] 

i’ve watched this 20 times now. each time is better than the last