I love drunk Beyoncé.
I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO
omg i’ve only seen this in gifs but i’ve never actually heard her say it i’m screaming
Apparently Thomas had food sent to several of his friend’s houses today. I feel like I’m watching an overly wholesome sitcom happen as I check twitter.
wtf he’s literally a saint. such a good friend bless
i have nothing to say other then i love him (this is from his instagram story)
NEW noise canceling headphones that are so good at blocking out sound that they even prevent you from listening to your own music, forcing you to bask in the whispers of the forgotten gods until you begin to hear your own brain falling apart as it descends into madness
and now, the weather
Math with the Losers
Just reminding you all that this is the best scene in cinematic history.
Let it be known that #BlackHogwarts made my day. It warms up my meme loving, melanin embracing, and Harry Potter nerd heart.
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
not even risking that shit
scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button.
- She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time
- Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS
- I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.
Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.
who the fuck is Madame Zeroni
Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is
☝🏾😂
Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button
will this piece of shit post ever fuck off
When you see a spider by your foot:

When water gets into your ear:

When your mom tells you to take out the trash:

When your hair gets in front of your face:

When you’re too tired to walk up the stairs:

???:

Who needs Meghan Trainor’s “NO” when there’s this masterpiece?
I THINK YOU COULD USE A MINT

this is literally honestly a fucking bop
Woah





