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You have been warned.....

NEW noise canceling headphones that are so good at blocking out sound that they even prevent you from listening to your own music, forcing you to bask in the whispers of the forgotten gods until you begin to hear your own brain falling apart as it descends into madness

and now, the weather

Math with the Losers

Mike: You have 33 candy bars. Your friend takes 2. How many candy bars do you have left?
Ben: 31
Stan: 33 and a dead body. Probably Richie’s dead body, to be exact.
Bill: Wh-which friend is a-a-asking? I’d maybe share with Sta-Stanley.
Mike: No you guys—
Bev: Who the fuck buys 33 candy bars in the first place?
Eddie: All you’re gonna have is diabetes if your diet consists of that many candy bars.
Richie: Hold the fuck up, Michael. What kind of candy bars are they?
Ben: Richie has a point. If they’re 3 musketeers I’m changing my answer. My friend can have all 33.
Bill: N-now wait just o-one f-f-fucking second Be-Benjamin—
Mike: Should’ve stayed on the farm. Should’ve stayed with my sheep.

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

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  1. She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time
  2. Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS
  3. I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

☝🏾😂

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

will this piece of shit post ever fuck off

When you see a spider by your foot:

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When water gets into your ear:

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When your mom tells you to take out the trash:

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When your hair gets in front of your face:

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When you’re too tired to walk up the stairs:

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