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Dark Stories of the North

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Vampires, Musicals, Horror
Grishaverse, Fate, Hellsing, Dracula,
whatever TV shows I’m currently watching
Fic & HC requests are always welcome!
(I used to post on blood-and-cigars)

Fan Fic Masterpost

Hellsing

Ice — monster of the week one shot, something of a The Thing AU

This Is Where Monsters Weep — drabble collection about a variety of ships and characters

Hold This Heart In Your Teeth — Alutegra one shot, dreams, angst, pining, mild bdsm vibes

In This Darkness, I Have You — Alutegra one shot, PWP, angst, pining, unwanted love confession

The Hand Which Holds The Leash — pre canon, one shot, Alucard attempts to talk to Integra about responsibility, instead the conversation turns to her ancestors

Leave Them And Walk With Dust — Seras and Integra roleswap AU, eventual Sertegra, (ongoing)

Fragments, Glory, And What It Is To Lose — Alutegra one shot, Alucard reflects on his servitude after that first encounter with Anderson

These Truths That Shape Us — one shot, Integra gets her first glimpse at the depth of Hellsing’s experiments, medical horror

Beautiful, Wicked, Brazen — Alutegra one shot, PWP

A Diversion — Alutegra one shot, PWP, set after the Museum scene

Spare a Cigarette? — Waltercard one shot, pre canon, the first time Walter encounters Alucard after Integra releases him from the basement

If He Wills It — Aluseras one shot, during the Rio trip, Seras realizes Alucard didn’t have to turn her into a vampire, and she’s angry about it

Waiting — Alutegra drabble, angst, Integra is dead and Alucard had no idea what to do with himself

Dream of Daylight — angst, drabble, horror, a Hellsing soldier was kind to Alucard, he doesn’t take it well

Grief’s Cold Hands — Alutegra drabble, angst, time skip, in the aftermath of the battle of London, and years after, Integra reminisces.

Mercy — drabble, during the Rio trip, Seras asks Alucard why he kills so… enthusiastically

Thirty Years of Silence — Alutegra, post time skip, angst, incomplete atm

Fate of Prometheus — one shot, torture, a potential look at Alucard's first few years of captivity. (this one’s very old…)

Fate Series

A Worthy Sacrifice — Saberiri drabble, angst, Saber gets to Irisviel at the theatre in time, but no matter what she’s destined to die

Laundry Day — Kotogil drabble, fluff, Gilgamesh steals Kirei’s cassock

Grishaverse

Unmaking The Heart of The World — Time loop AU, Nikolina, Darklina, Zoyalina, multi ship, grief, post R&R Alina marries Nikolai, but in another timeline, she’s only just been brought to the Little Palace following the discovery of her powers (ongoing)

Penance Without Penitence — Darklina, Nikolina, post R&R, the Darkling is resurrected without his power, so Alina takes him to Keramzin to make up for his wrongs (ongoing)

And I Said to the Star, “Consume Me” — Darklina, Darknikolina, alt S&S ending, the Darkling offers Alina a bargain, if she marries him, he won’t kill all her friends (complete!)

Éminence Grise — Darklina, Nikolina, fake engagement AU where Alina is betrothed to Nikolai, despite her affair with the Darkling, who has also not showed his hand yet (ongoing)

A Reprieve From Thought — Darklina one shot, S&S era PWP set aboard the ship

A Reunion — Zoyalina one shot, modern AU, the gang are snowed in at the Christmas Party

In The Morning — Nikolina one shot, only one bed, fluff

Fondness — Nikolina one shot, mildly fluffy character study, Alina has thoughts about her relationship with Nikolai on their wedding night

The Picnic — Genyalina drabble, set during S&S if Genya was with them, fluff

Benefits of a Gilded Cage — Darknikolina drabble, Alina puts the third amplifier on the Darkling.

when the unresolved psychosexuality of the relationship is way better than whatever resolution it might hypothetically have and actually its own being unresolved is the crux and the paradigm of what the characters have going on between them:

[ID: text heavily photoshopped to read, "they would not fuck" /end ID]

I saw a poll about unposted fanfic word count… which is how I tallied up everything I have unposted on google docs (which only goes back to late 2018! this is not a complete list!!) and realized I have a 111,701 word backlog of unposted stuff 😭

frankly kind of insane but also encouraging because my older drafts were really bad lol. I tend to angst a lot about the productivity of fanfic and it being a waste of time vs focusing singularly on original stuff but the low pressure environment has definitely helped me improve as a writer

what is art about? blood. what is love about? blood. what is hate about? blood. what is sex about? blood. what is history about? blood. what am i about? blood. what is blood about? idk ask a biologist i guess

hi, biologist here! blood is about gay sex

Some of y'all trying to encourage empathy for these unethically wealthy people, who agreed to be bolted in to a metal tube, that was unapproved, unsafe and was controlled by a fucking off brand playstation control from 2011 just for a cute lil death tourism trip is why we as a society will never be free.

They went to a part of the ocean that is so deep, more people have been to space than that far down. With a man who said safety shouldn't be a concern. Oceangate literally fired someone for saying that the window wasn't going to be able to withstand those depths. They'd lost another vessel before for 5 hours. Like plllsss the self preservation left the room. This whole situation is absurd.

Even this man's own stepson doesn't give a FUCK and you want me to? Nuh uh you have the wrong one I'm afraid😭😭

Billionaires dying is both funny and good for the planet

Anonymous asked:

If the chapter is mostly done can we see some of it 🥺🥺

AFDHFHFD sure! I’ve been gnawing my arm off over nikolina atm so I guess here’s a slightly longer romance scene

***

Nikolai is working at his desk. He looks up at her approach sharply but his expression warms. And through her own swarm of worries, Alina thinks that he might genuinely be pleased to see her.

“Do you mind me interrupting?” she asks hesitantly. She already feels calmer here, or like she could be calm. In this room, with the lamps lit, and mundane work to be done.

“Not at all. Though I think I’m too tired right now for a continuation of our earlier debate.”

“Shall we call it a truce?”

“So you’ve realized my argument is stunningly correct and have come to praise my brilliance?”

She snorts.

“Couldn’t sleep?” he asks and she shakes her head. “Neither can I, or well I haven’t really tried.”

“It’s late,” she says, drifting closer. There are dark circles under his eyes and for a moment she wishes she had Genya’s ability to simply wipe them away with a touch. Instead she traces her thumb lightly over his cheek, and marvels at the tension draining from his face.

“I don’t think I could stand to be still long enough.”

“Then come to bed with me,” she says, only a little coyness to her answering smile.

This catches his attention. “Have you finally succumbed to my seductive charms?”

“Perhaps.” She leans down to brush her lips against his, resting her hand on his, taking the pen away. She feels a sudden pang of fondness for these hands, scars and all, though he might hate them. She holds his palm to her cheek, the warmth of it chasing away the Darkling’s touch.

lying face down in the mud. Dominik literally said hey my king... my guy...... this is a fake engagement but you have feelings for her. you're in love with her right. and Nikolai didn't DENY IT he didn't even look SHOCKED he didn't even do a double take he just KEPT WALKING