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The Only Straight I Am Is A Straight Up Fool

@goblinhoblin

Chris | 18 | she/her | Lawful stupid | Might I offer you some art in these trying times??? And also occasionally incoherent rambling?????? also if y’all ever want me to tag something just send me an ask and ill do it
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no offense but 😳😳😳

[id: lovely artwork of hurley and sloane from taz balance. hurley is a tan, stocky halfling with curly red hair, and sloane is a slender half-elf with warm brown skin and long, dark hair. the women are wearing coordinating dresses, rich green with pink flowers draped over the shoulders and necklines, and flowers are tucked into their hair. they are looking towards each other and smiling, with hearts dancing between them. end id]

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“Half gods are worshipped in wine and flowers. Real gods require blood.“ 

 I’ve been re-listening to #TMA and did this in my sleep 👁️👁️ 

Kravitz, standing on Merle’s lawn: You’re about to experience the wrath of a god.
Merle, who was watering his plants and turned at the sound of a voice, thereby accidentally spraying him w/ the hose: Oh, wow, I’m so sorry dude, shit.

like, i get the canonical reason statements are written like that. but i still prefer my original guess where the ppl who come in start writing their statement, see gertrude looking like every english teacher they’ve ever had, and frantically start looking up how to use “whom” vs “who” on their phone.

my favorite thing about podcasts is how all the best ones are like “literally none of our characters are cishet. not a single one.”

some fool: you can’t make everyone in your story lgbt, it’s just not realistic!

podcast writers:

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been spending my breaks at work and between and during classes when bored drawing this comic. was supposed to be two pages and fun and instead its 14 pages and sad. thanks to my friends who saw me literally crying into my sketchbook while i drew this and made fun of me, also shoutout to me for drawing martin different in every panel.