Anonymous asked:
what is borat's power classification
he and sacha baron cohen are a siberian and manton type situation
Pulled over by a state trooper and slowly but very obviously grabbing a mithril glaive from the backseat
when we're all plucked and prepped for the tyson human meat farms in 3 years, rolling down the conveyer belt into a big furnace, i for one will still be happy biden refused to stoop so low as to politicize the supreme court
when a boy tries to shotgun a bong hit with me i always suck it out of his mouth like a *remembers i cant say “dementor” because harry potter is a significant part of an ongoing culture war against trans people* like a Ghostbuster
Why did the men of Breaking Bad fight each other more over Jesse “Cap’n Cook” Pinkman than they did drugs or money or any of that relevant shit… truly the Helen of Troy of methamphetamine production and distribution
idk about you but i’m a sucker for the we just had sex and it’s the morning after and i woke up to an empty bed and how could i be so stupid of course you left me alone but wait you’re in my kitchen cooking me breakfast and i’m so relieved trope
remember when this was the craziest thing politicians ever said
this could work. we never tried it