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every time I jerk off I shit my pants
and every time we kiss i swear i could fly
who the fuck named loading circles "throbbers"
why is it throbbing, what fucking guy named it this
why is it a throbber
im fucking mad i dont want anything throbbing on my website
she throb on my site until i load
as much as i love seeing orcas launching what appears to be intentional coordinated attacks on human ships it also makes me very sad because if it starts to become a genuine problem or even an extremely minor disruption to business people are going to just start killing them and i don't know that the orcas really understand the power differential they're dealing with here. that is why i am starting an organization whose mission will be to establish communication with the orca populace and provide them with equipment and training in order to level the playing field and empower them to take control of the seas, with the potential to open up trade and diplomatic relations on their own terms
personally i love strikes. love unions. love protests. big fan all around!!
the little coffee you get while out doing errands should be free for girls
church bells have been ringing for like an hour
yes we get it the twat is king now can you shut the fuck up and let me hate the monarchy in peace
wrong blog. whatever
ATTENTION there are hummingbird species called pufflegs and they are all wearing very silly pants and that’s their defining trait
when it gets bad at night sometimes all you can do is brush your teeth use mouthwash and get in bed there is no point in expecting anything
o to be a mossball in the worshin machine