always meet your heroes

Parallel universe McElroy brothers

“You mean my sword of Elvish-make? Nice try at diverting the blame, Galadriel, but your call-out post is being published as we speak.”

dennis, can i give you some advice?

absolutely not.

he took a bath 3 times

his name is Organic Spinach

the cleanest frog in Michigan

if i had some kind of deal as a kid where a frog was at the bottom of bags of spinach i would have easily eaten five times as much spinach

all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.

Isn’t Lady Gaga bisexual?

yes that is indeed why she's on the list of famous women who like women

why have multiple people reblogged this with some horse-assed "um actually most of these people are bi or pan" did I fucking stutter I said they like girls. what is your point. I'm going to kill you.

#op probably has this post muted but the icon is too real.

the icon is because of this post

POV: you make a good post and then encounter tumblr reading comprehension

btw to just clarify for anyone who sees this reblog of this post

op is basically saying something along the lines of "yea ik taylor swift is bi but like. why is she y'all's only lgbtq+ pop icon when there are all these other lgbtq+ people in the pop scene???"

i might have worded this badly but hopefully i got the main point across

hi op here I certainly did not fucking say Taylor Swift is bi

cackling at this, can NOT believe it's a real, actual quote. it reads so much like one of those clickhole pieces

He also said this about the snake.

as a huge lover of birds, 90% of the concern against wind turbines being used for energy is literally just pro fossil fuel propaganda. birds ARE at a risk however there is a lot of strategies even as simple as painting one of the blades that reduces a lot of accidental deaths. additionally renewable energy sources will do more in favor of the environment that would positively impact birds (and all of us). one study found over one million bird deaths from wind turbines. while that is a shockingly high number and we should work to drastically shrink it, at least 1.3 billion birds die to outdoor cats on a yearly basis. it was never about caring about birds

The study also estimates cats kill between 6.3–22.3 billion mammals annually, and this is JUST in the united states. Many other countries, like my own, have native fauna that are similarly (or more) vulnerable to domestic cats. Also don't forget that, while cats are the highest cause of bird fatality in most places, right behind them are building windows and cars. They're in turn followed by powerlines, communication towers and agrichemicals before it even gets to wind turbines. The exact order will differ depending on the country the study is in, but it is largely the same story everywhere. The point being, if the same people decrying wind turbines are also not calling for an end to cats, cars, infrastructure and pesticides, it's not about the birds.

"If the same people decrying wind turbines are also not calling for an end to cats, cars, infrastructure and pesticides, it's not about the birds."

So what this paint company does is take iron pollution from abandoned mines that are polluting soils and rivers and makes iron based red pigment paints out of it.

Basically they realized hey no one's cleaning this shit up, it's polluting the streams, killing all the fish, making the water undrinkable and there's a huge market for it so why not make money by cleaning it the fuck up?

They remove this stuff by the industrial bucket load from the rivers. The idea is if it's in a painting, if it's in your home, it's not poisoning wildlife.

anyway its cool as shit, please support tf out of these people https://gamblinstore.com/reclaimed-earth-colors-set/

As soon as it looks like Trump is headed to jail, Fox News suddenly discovers American prisons can, in fact, have inhumane conditions.

Look at who now cares about the well-being of inmates.

tim and eric's appearance on the simpsons is so uncanny simply because theres nothing fucked up about it. It might actually be the most flattering depiction of them in anything. They could easily pass for a cool gay couple or pair of metrosexuals

Saw x au where everyone wears backwards baseball caps to signify the movie takes place in the past

Worth cold for that outfit!

- Mica Burton

English added by me :)

u don’t touch this bitch for one (1) day and the spiders start living lavish