Magic trick: Take your age, subtract three, now add three. That’s your age.

literally the only website on earth where this does numbers

This man nearly died to create this for us. The least we can do is watch it from start to finish and then share it immediately.

This song is so beautiful and majestic and every time I crack up when he says to

RUN

girl who swallows entire sticks of gum. doesn’t even chew them just swallows them, one after another

this show is insane

Showing this post to Jerry Seinfeld and he jumps off the Brooklyn bridge

omg hii dennis <333

just noticed in gets analyzed Dennis has a little sandwich in a Tupperware container that he eats in the therapy waiting room. you fucking know Mac made it for him and brought it because he knew Dennis would get hungry but would never agree to bring a sandwich along. housewife behavior

CHARLIE KELLY - SCREAM KING™️

Turn up the theremin i cant hear the theremin

Top 3 ways to pronounce "worms":

we are a family, aren’t we? i’m the dad, he’s the pet and you’re–you, the dad? no. come on. if anyone’s a father figure, it’s me. no, i even keep little pictures of us in the house wallet.

the ball

You're telling me a french fried this