Goat Dude

If a flaming old queen in a cape wants to kill off racists in power I say have at it

That wasn’t even his plan!! His plan was to make the senator a mutant, so he’d have to advocate for mutants or be destroyed by his own policy, and tbh. It’s the best villain plan I’ve ever seen. The goo was the plan unexpectedly failing. 9/10 only bc he was going to kill Rogue. Next time use someone willing to sacrifice herself for the cause, pls. No further notes

I like how his plan in like real world terms, was to turn desantis gay but instead he exploded

Leopardy!

So? #girlboss

It was really fucked up, and the leopards seems worried that it might be next

my tummy hurts but at least i have a medical professional (baby cat) accompanying me

fireflies lighting up a rural Pennsylvania field at dusk

As a european i sometimes forget furefkied are actually real and not american folklore/cryptids. Like you’ve got friendly little bugs that glow in the dark….. b r uh

in case europeans were worried: we love them very much! even tho they’re clumsy and slow and sometimes bump into you, no one swats fireflies here, or takes them for granted. even grownups sometimes reach out in the summer and gently catch a firefly for a minute before letting it go.

By “reach out” that’s meant quite literally–you just kinda. Stick your hand in their flight path and they land on you and will sit on your hand for a bit. Sometimes if you’re just walking or standing outside while they’re active you have to shoo them off you because they’ll just. Sit on you.

They’re harmless and very pretty and it’s always a treat to see because they’re out for a relatively short time each year.

Tags via @rainbowroach

kings supporting kings

method acting as himbos

new genre of videos youtube’s algorithm has decided I needed to see

am going to be thinking “lindt chocolate beast” on a loop for the next 5-10 business days

erm.

⬇️what is that thang⬇️

whenever anyone here is like tumblr is actually so cool it's like ok girl 🤨 literally not true. yes i spend 36 hours here every day. that is how i know

using tumblr age 14: i am going to end misogyny reblogging pastel art about choice feminism

using tumblr age 23: [in the tags of a poll] SPINACH SWEEP🔥🔥🍃💪🏼💯

Gummy Bear Skin Rug

@seepmost​‘s tags pass peer review im calling it now

Rool

(curled up against him in bed after earth-shattering sex, running my hands across his chest) that last song you sent in the #music channel....it was sooo good. You have such sophisticated taste....

(We make out again; he starts to drift away into sleep)

(I get up out of bed)

But y'know, I couldn't help but think...

(I start rummaging around in my nighstand drawers)

I'm not sure I've ever seen you acknowledge the music anyone else posts in there? Not one reply, not one emoji react, in the entire three years of our server's existence?

And yet ..

(The sound of a gun cocking; he opens his eyes)

You just keep on giving us spotify links, don't you?

BWAAAAHHHHH wake the fuck up everyone on earth

simply dont monday