Goat Dude

i just know there was a weird little girl in the middle ages out there stealing snake's eggs and putting them in her family's chicken coop in the hope of hatching a basilisk

god i love the internet because if i said shit like this to people irl they'd probably just stare at me blankly but when i post it online everyone in the notes reacts like this

hey um. your boyfriend gained genre awareness and in an attempt to defy his inevitable tragic demise he only sealed his fate. sorry

It’s easier said than done it’s like a 50/50 shot if it crumbles to dust or not during the process

This is like discovering an ancient folk art form you'd never heard of

I found this picture a while ago. Idk why but it just fills me up with joy. The dog is so happy

ur missing the other photos from that post that i think r important to include

losing it at this photo of the counts puppet not being used. literally he looks like hes just taking a nap on set or something

Jasper is making the weirdest fucking noise. He sounds like an angry garbage disposal.

(Rebecca Sugar herself said all Gems use female pronouns, just a note, a fun fact)

Jasper is my cat

"i can fix him" i can jailbreak him and make him fully customizable

This is probably the most inclusive post ever made on Tumblr

“What country is this about?”

“Yes.”

lol this slaps

HOLD BABY JESUS RANSOM UNTIL ST. ANTHONY RETURNS YOUR FREAKING KEYS

Dead space except it’s set underwater and you have to, as a salvage diver, explore a suspiciously intact sunken cruise ship

when yall say blorbo i think of him

you get it

hey queen I'm going to need you to go to sleep. go to bed.

hello lgbtq I have baby carrots I am willing to feed to you

finally….feminem

aight what human rights violation have they committed now

"i just don't like masculine women" literally i'm so sorry for you loss. i hope you get well soon

Luxembourg based P. Adams Schwertransporte, who specialize in the transport of heavy items, moving a 67-metre-long, 25-tonne wind turbine blade, on Dec. 2020.

It’s a blont!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

world’s largest weed!!!!!!!!!!!!

in my room on a saturday evening talking to myself like this