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Tumblr fixed the polls

Slightly disappointing, but it was fun while it lasted and honestly, these were bugs that made sense to fix. So kudos to @staff for the prompt patching of the polls API.

#pinning since this is now the answer to “how can I do that too?” -- you can't
nellaaaaaa
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mclennonyaoi

it is insane how people do just . not know what objective is. like if you are trying to argue there is some objective difference between “good art” and “bad art” and your first argument is that “well objectively good art makes people feel good and bad art makes them feel bad” you . have no clue what art is. and also have no clue what objectivity is.

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mclennonyaoi
galacticwiseguy
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handweavers

every night to fall asleep my mom exclusively watches ghosthunter type youtube videos that are titled like CREEPY NIGHT IN HAUNTED CASTLE FOOTAGE OWNER DIED AFTER THIS and she wears a cpap so she has to blast the audio so she can hear it over the machine so at night all i hear from her room is like people screaming and crying and clanging noises and shaky cam footage people tripping and running and whenever i look in she's just like honk shoo honk shoo mimimimi

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runfreebirdrun

CW for loud music, fast cars, bitches, etc.

Kim Kitsuragi should be the new LoFi girl but for exclusively the world's worst grindcore. with your help i can make this happen

songs are, in order: Dick to Mouth Resuscitation by Agoraphobic Nosebleed, Caring About Anything Is Gay by Anal Cunt, Anal Party by Clitgore (off the very-well-named The Final Cuntdown), and Needles by System of a Down

#video#animated#disco elysium#YES
toasthaste
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cryptotheism
radiofreederry asked:

You're always talking about your damn grain tributaries. As if they're anything special.

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cryptotheism answered:

You're just jealous because your tributaries are 34% millet and your peasants are weakened by scurvy. You are jealous of the fertile river delta I control with several magnificent forts.

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radiofreederry

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Your horse archers could never hope to best mine. Your bronze is of inferior quality.

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cryptotheism

Mad because my river delta means my cities can only be besieged by naval forces you don't have.

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radiofreederry

Jumping up and down furiously and demanding that my court poets draft declamatory verses comparing you to a mandrill.

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cryptotheism

I am unaffected by your epic poetry because of my bountiful grain tributaries

just7frogsinapeoplesuit
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pyrrhiccomedy

Trump would be such a good drag queen like just such an unbelievably incredible and talented drag queen it's such a bummer that he's decided to be a fascist and a threat to democracy because that cunt would devour at the House of Yes

such a loss

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wizzard890

his cadence, his tiny bitchy hand gestures, his cunty little nicknames for people that are insane but also somehow stick to your brain? 

“the problem with ron desanctimonious is that he needs a personality transplant, and those are...... noT yet available.”

if he’d laid the garbage fire of his entire soul aside for a wig and heels back in the 80s, we’d live in a better world. 

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