call us dj

Ranboo: alshsjka

Phil: Did you find it?

Ranboo: asdfoipdkl

Sneeg: Use your words.

Ranboo, scared: l a v a

[Phil and Sneeg laugh at him]

midzel from last year 

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Everyone’s posting their favorite vines, so I thought I’d hop on this bandwagon.

this is absolutely the best compilation ive seen

My favorite vine of all time

https://youtube.com/shorts/hKWMrSGO6RQ?feature=share

THIS IS THE HARDEST I HAVE LAUGHED IN SO LONG YOU HAVE CURED MY DEPRESSION

This is one of the greatest posts I’ve ever witnessed. The payoff was amazing.

my aesthetic: left 4 dead 2 graffiti 

Not including the legend himself:

Exams, am I right? - This isn’t MLaaTR related, but fuck I love Splatoon, and just wanted to post this to tumblr since I’ve posted it everywhere else lol Here’s my sploot twitter account if ur interested ^_^

twitter users w huge brains asked about nb pikachu and i 

Eddie doing the SHUT UP!!! scream when all the kids and Steve and Robin are talking over each other and bickering simultaneously bickering about like 4 different topics and he’s overstimulated and overwhelmed and can’t get a word in

The kids all go silent immediately and Robin’s stunned into cutting herself off mid-word. Suddenly Steve’s the only one still talking as if nothing happened until he realizes that everyone actually else actually shut up and stopped trying to get in the last snarky word so he stops talking too to just look around in awe

Erica’s the first to talk again with “Well, that was excessive….” in her signature judgy tone. But Steve quickly follows it up with an excited “Oh, you have got to teach me how to do that.”

And Eddie was just freaking out because it was all A Lot of noise and he didn’t understand what was going on in any of the simultaneous overlapping conversations and was getting more and more lost by the second, but Steve thinks getting them all to immediately stop talking at once when he hasn’t managed that once in 3 years is the most impressive thing he’s seen in a while

“lesbians are coming out”, a poster by see red women’s workshop, 1982

“lesbians are coming out”, a poster by see red women’s workshop, 1982

Filbo has finally had ENOUGH!!

which of your otp says

“can anything really be said to be scientifically impossible when our understanding of the universe is constantly evolving and developing along with new discoveries and theories”

and which says

“yes i understand that but i still don’t think you can eat a whole wheelbarrow full of ravioli”

Markus is concerned Kale is hurting himself but Kale just has an asshole cat. in other words, another healing comic

all these gay girls are like "wow i want a big lady to step on me" but where is the love for short girls stepping on you? short girl intimidating you with her presence and body language alone until you fall over and she steps on you?? short girl taking down a girl who's much taller than her and making her submit??? where's the love for my shadow of the colossus bitches???

WHERE'S THE LOVE FOR GIRLS LIKE THIS

op this is a very hot concept and your post is valid but did you HAVE to explain this with a gif from penguins of madagascar

okay i know it's supposed to be tragic and all but when gay people ask their love interests to run away together with them without warning i kind of get why they always refuse. like. you want me to run away with you now? like right now? without even giving me time to pack my things? i need 3-5 business days' warning just to decide what pizza toppings i want when we order takeout you can't just do this to me

"all i need is you" my dearest beloved, light of my life, that's very sweet but i KNOW you're going to be complaining that we didn't bring any snacks for the road within 5 minutes of us leaving. now what do you want me to pick up while i'm at the store. and DON'T say just a kiss or something sappy like that be practical for fuck's sake. i love you.

This was my actual favorite part of working in a theater. People would come in and use a string of words no human had ever uttered and I’d have to be like “ohhhhkay let’s parse this out.”

When we had Moonlight: Moonshine, Moonrise, Midnight, Nightlight, Nighttime, Twilight

My favorite in recent memory, though: “The Big Sick” = “The Fat Bad”

Don’t… Don’t movie theaters have…the names of the movies… Right… There?

Ah, see, the problem here is that you’re making the common mistake of assuming people bother to read anything. At all. At any given point. When in the presence of customer service worker.

Or that their eyes work right enough to read the letters

Or that they care

The only possible response

Everyone just GETS it

I made a meme JUST for this post bc it was so wholesome

still laughing my ass off to this

eminem said