Glasses wearers blinded by the lust for soup (steam)
Trouts will be like, “Is anyone else gonna lay their entire body weight on you and sink their claws into your boobs?” and not wait for an answer
In honor of this reaching over 10k notes in one day-
[EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]
HER NAME IS TROUT. JUST THE ONE. NO S. I PLURALIZED TROUTS BECAUSE I WAS GENERALIZING HER KIND. SAY HI TROUT!!!!!!
hehe
we’re almost there (and by almost there i do in fact mean about 427 days left but thats a lot less than 969 so)
it started at 1000 days lol so over halfway there
According to the date calculator on timeanddate.com, this polls will end on
Friday, 31st of October 2025
tbh i think the funniest phenomena that's been happening in the last couple years is "youtuber, having gone too deep into the research hole, has been made an investigative journalist against their will"
Shout out to the guy who wanted to do some fun & silly little reviews but uncovered an illegal gambling operation
(Review 2)
this guy started out poking fun at australian politicians and ended up investigating the firebombing of his own home, during which he uncovered connections between the same politician he was making fun of + major organized crime
JasperDasper started out just curious why everything had suddenly become about trans people and questioning some of the sources used in a book. He came out of it, 4 years later, with a 5 hour long video that connects all transphobia to less than 60 people. (I'm not joking. literally every single transphobic rhetoric and bill passed is because of these 50 or so people.)
If you wanna watch it I cannot recommend it enough; I just warn that it covers a LOT.

snoopy image of the day
Sooo was anyone gonna tell me that butterfly pea flowers are called CLITORIA and look like THAT?? Or was I just supposed to find that out while googling this in front of my mom

what that tongue game like?
weak. same goes for dick.
girl i got that good…that good for nothing
lea me alone
i SAID that if you dont love me NOW you will never love me AGAIN

I’m legally required to post this every Halloween
The last character you drew/wrote about is now stuck in the last game you played. How screwed are they?
my roommates car is named barff. it was originally bought from a dealership called garff, but then she tinkered with the g on the license plate thing so it looks like a b and now the car is just called barff.
my wife once asked our roomate where she was parked in a group chat. but she messed up the word "parked" and instead spelled it as "garked". and then me and my roommate just started referring to parking as garking because its just really fun to give my wife shit. its just part of the professional little brother playbook.
but also, at some point it stopped being ironic and we just started calling parking garking.
then today me and my wife were looking out the window and we saw our roommate struggling to do a three point turn into a parking space. and as fun as it is to give my wife shit its also really fun to give our roommate shit. so we ran outside and we ran around her car while chanting GARK THE BARFF. GARK THE BARFF. GARK THE BARFF. and then she did, eventually, gark the barff. theres no moral to this its just a surreal part of my life that i really enjoy. maybe tease people more? find your barff and gark it and never ever stop?
@thicketscratches you get it
last year I made a set of postcards for over the garden wall, one for each episode. I love this show with all my heart!!





