im so tired of up getting the treatment like its the most sad tragic thing she just passed away before him okay. they spent almost their whole life together got married no issue and then got no babies didnt adopt and then she died . iron giant had to suicide bomb himself .

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sewerfight

Kind of a Reddit AITA post but sometimes it is a little funny to fuck with people in ways that deliberately conform to a stereotype of what they must think of you. the other day I was talking to my friend and I randomly said that I wanted a pet chimpanzee. I'd dress it in person clothes (dungarees and hats) and I'd teach it to love science fiction. And this girl nearby was like "you know how dangerous those things are, right? Also how unethical it is to keep an ape as your pet for your own amusement" and I was already seeing where the conversation was going so I was pretending ignorance like "yea but it wouldn't just be for my amusement. It would have practical points too." And she ignored that statement entirely to say "Well chimpanzees can rip faces off" and I was like. What's the most frustrating thing I can say now. Finally settled on "Mine wouldn't do that though." and you could tell she wanted to hurt me very very badly. Like a chimpanzee would if I had one as a pet

The notes on this are so discouraging, I don't like that so many people lie and trick others in conversation and I don't want to talk to anyone anymore tbh

sarcasm isn’t lying

coke raspberry tastes so bad why did you do that to raspberries

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gnsan

this is crazy bc my struggle meal is hot sauce with toasted toast sliced bread. and i would lose .

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gnsan

and i almost put m&ms inside the hotsauce too but i stopped myself. had no spoon

hate how the new ui makes random people in my notifs blue ..only my mutuals should be blue what the fuckk

bombrush cyberfunk just came out and im in new zealand with no ps controller

calling berliners jam doughnuts..kind of funny