okay it’s time to relisten to scherzo
watching someone else watch the dw movie for the first time is sooooo…. here’s my favorite thing…. please keep your expectations so incredibly low….
No offense to modern Doctor Who but why does every companion stay in the TARDIS until some horrible life altering thing forces them to leave (death, trapped in a parallel universe, memories forcibly taken, etc.). I miss how in Classic Who most companions just said “Hey Doc, this has been fun but I think it’s time I went home” or “hey this planet is pretty cool, I think I’m going to stay here” and the Doctor was just like “okay cool, I’ll always remember you fondly, bye!”
litterally this is how the ponds should have left like we had whole episodes about how they are settling in the real life and like making plans in the future there and Amy getting over the hero worship etc etc like they SHOULD have said “good bye doctor, do come at christmas sometimes” and it would have been perfect but nauuuur they had to ruin it with this stupid ass angels in manhattan episode i am so salty about it
Thierry Le Goues - black is beautiful
these are great tags from @raxiesrot, let’s talk about them.
there is a resurgence in discussion about headless women in art and advertisements that i’ve seen here in feminist circles recently, and as @raxiesrot pointed out, this is what that trend looks like for black women. depersonalized in a similar way, but instead of a removed head, we have a woman who is photographed in such a way that her skin color is used to erase her features. she has the contours of a woman without being a recognizable individual.
obviously the history of this kind of depiction did not begin with high fashion’s recent obsession with very dark (and beautiful) female models. indeed, black women have been portrayed as featureless silhouettes in art for several hundred years. some black artists have reclaimed this–and the sambo image–but it is generally shorthand for unpersonhood and it’s … really unsettling.
This reminds me years ago there was this photo of Naomi Campbell and I was struck by the fact her skin didn’t look like a material. It looked like skin
The fashion industry loves to treat dark skin like a material. Even when they play around with the contrast of pale skin models, their skin colour is never changed to look like a material. There’s a tendency of the fashion industry to pressure dark skin models with kinky hair to shave their heads. Yes as Black women we’re crazy about our hair but in instances like this they’re going out their way to not deal with the real physical characteristics of these women. Like you said, it’s about depersonalisation. Dark skin women are literally being portrayed as an object and not even an objectified woman
@pumpumdemsugah is right as usual–if you’re a dark black female model, you don’t get to keep your hair. who else does this happen to? they don’t shave the heads of chinese or white models en masse. partially it’s due to ignorance about black hairstyles–the same reason many, many black women in geek culture media are bald, for example, because the racist white men who create sci-fi and fantasy characters literally cannot be bothered–and some of it is about masculinization, yes.
but mostly it’s about depersonalization. it’s about making dark-skinned african women literally interchangeable. do you know the traditional cultural hairstyle differences between a sudanese woman and a nigerian woman? an ethiopian woman and a congolese woman? or the way we black women wear our hair outside of the industry? yes, some of us are bald, but hair is kind of a huge part of our self-image. perhaps the biggest part. this is how the two most famous dark-skinned african models, adult akech (left) and anok yai (right) wear their hair on their off-duty:
so to think about some fucking french cracker insisting a beautiful ghanaian girl shave her head to walk in the chanel show … it’s giving roots. lmao. it really, really is giving twelve years a slave, it’s giving incidents in the life of a slave girl. it’s giving shave her head as a punishment. and i fucking hate it.
Can the women out there who opt out of body hair removal reblog this? We can show people that we exist, and show others that they’re not alone.
Torture the haters to death
Live well, be happy, and thank them in your acceptance speech.
Goofy ass. Hurt people with weapons until they die.
tumblr being all adults nowadays is so funny because my mutuals are either unemployed chainsmokers or Ezra, Bioengineering PHD Candidate at University of North Carolina, Chapel Hill
one of the important lessons to learn about adult life is that the gap between an unemployed chainsmoker and a bioengineering phd candidate is actually not that large
sonic fans have such a rich array of glup shittos they'll come out swinging to venerate as peak fiction that i honestly think they deserve the dishonourable term before the star wars dudes. beloved french revolutionary from the comic arc only three depressed teenagers have ever read, Glup the Shithog
Wait I realized this Twitter rate limiting thing happened literally the same day as the Reddit 3rd party app shut downs. Wonder how many of those users have come here today to this Luigi Wins By Doing Nothing Ass website
Years ago I overheard (eavesdropped upon) a telephone conversation between a public parks official and a golf course owner.
Parks Official: No sir, you cannot
Parks Official: No. They are a protected species
Parks Official: You CANNOT shoot them
Parks Official: Or poison them, no. Or trap them
Parks Official: If you like, we can-- no, I'm it. I'm the ranking official here. There's nobody above me. My boss? You mean... the governor's office? Sure, I guess. Okay bye
After he hung up, he gave me this thousand-yard stare before answering my unvoiced question.
"There's a flock of flamingos at the 9th green disrupting golfers. He wanted permission to go out there with a shotgun and take care of matters, but sensed there might be... legal ramifications. So he called us."
I laughed. "Does that happen often?"
"Oh, we get calls like that a couple times a month."
Country clubs should be burned to the ground and their golf courses turned into community gardens i am 10000% serious
Was golf created for the sole purpose of hoarding ridiculously large amounts of land just to brag about how little they use it?
Yes, literally.
Screeching
same energy
look at how his handle is planet4589
how cool is that
I can´t believe I´ve never posted a fem version of Law before but I think I really nailed the design with this one
Redditors moving to tumblr Twitter users moving to tumblr everyone get out of my habitat ur literally gonna fuck up ecosystem so bad
There’s someone on here ebegging for food money because she spent it on murdering her baby. What the fuck has the world come to where people would rather starve and kill their children than have food and let their children live?
Leaving the morality of abortion aside, if you don't have enough money to abort you definitely do not have enough money to get and raise a baby. Like. One of those things is more expensive than the other.
She was always gonna starve at one point the question was wether she was gonna do it with a baby or nah
1. Adoption
2. Pregnancy Crisis Center
3. Safe Haven Surrender
4. Public Hospital
5. Get the dad involved
Bam. 5 options with a variety of ways forward that do not involve starving at all!
I am not absolutely convinced that either of those options cover the cost of giving birth + not working for some time before and after birth + all the medical problems that can arise during and after a pregnancy.
Pregnancy crisis centers will absolutely do all of those things, as will some adoptive parents.
Can you link to somewhere saying they do ? The Wikipedia article on them says
So no "they pay for your hospital bill when you have the baby" and no "they pay your lost paychecks from not working before and after giving birth" and also no "they pay for any and all medical problem that can arise during pregnancy".
They gave free pregnancy test. Which is not nearly in the same cost range.
I will change my mind however if you give solid sources that says they do.
As for adoption it's illegal to offer money for a baby. So maybe they'd cover the hospital cost, they certainly will not pay for the lost paychecks. If you disagree you're welcome to offer sources that says otherwise too. Absolutely no chances of paying for medical bills for the mother after the baby is given away too but whatever.
I'm not a Born in the Wrong Generation type person for anything except that I know my calling was to be an evil vizier. I'm so fucking mad I will never have a chance to give a flourish and a deep bow and creep back into the shadows with flashing eyes and say shit like "your wish is my command," I will never poison the sultan's rose water tea, I will never be the most cunning and sharp-tongued eunuch in the imperial court, I will never share schemes with the courtesans and jealous servants with my mouth coyly concealed behind a hand mirror, I will never know the dark joy of kinslaying my golden-haired brother the jarl while hunting a white hart in the old woods, I will never be the black-veiled empress-dowager manipulating my kind-hearted but weak and oafish son on the throne, fuck fuck fuck fuck!!!
Decided to do a little silly as a treat >:)










