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Heartsteel as unhinged AO3 tags! - 🌸
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Okay but can we talk about how they actually did all the things they suggested in the discord tho???
A mascot/a dog (kayn even said "ezreal would be perfect for that")
Costumes
Space
Gladiators
(Two) motorcycles
They all got what they wanted i‘m so happy 😭
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Riot gonna casually drop that musicverse Sett and Aphelios live together, Sett has a plushie collection, and Aphelios commits pillow and plushie based violence when Sett teases him
And then they expect me to be normal about that
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Fun games to play with your buddies on discord
The Purr-ice is Right: Someone posts a furry adoptable sheet with all the prices blurred out and everyone has to guess how much it sold for. A good variation is posting a lineup and having to rank the designs from most to least expensive
He Would Not Fucking Say That: Someone posts a line of dialogue from a particularly egregiously out-of-character fic (fandom specified beforehand) with all the names blacked out and the participants have to guess who said the line. Another alternative is posting an out of context line from a fic and the participants have to guess what fandom it's from
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oh wow excuse me hello I was such chilling w random playlist and then my hand did his thing and cooked- like how did I even do this i am confused but it kind of look cool ???
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If I was one of the omegaverse omegas I would just get a hysterectomy. Who has time to deal with all that shit just spay my ass
I don't think I've ever seen this take on the omegaverse, and it's frankly hilarious
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i love fetish artists. i love people who sexualize the grotesque & the nonsexual & the mundane. the strongest & most valuable artists of our time
1 inflation fetish artist is worth 10,000 anti kink jerks spouting fascist rhetoric
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btw guys, ublock and youtube have been in an arms race for the past few weeks so circulating filter lists is pretty useless since youtube gets wise to each one in a matter of days. what you should actually do is remove all your custom filters related to youtube and then force update your filter list whenever you see the anti-adblock pop up again
Each time I get one of those "No adblocks" pop-ups, I just go update uBlock Origin a little more stubbornly.
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now she’s all ready for spooky season—are you? 🌕🐺
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divorced couple energy ship will always be immaculate to me. we hate each other. we've seen each other naked. I know how you take your morning coffee. I will never make you your morning coffee again. get it yourself. here you go, I gave it to you anyway. you disgust me. I will always be somewhat in love with you. I will be yours forever. you're not mine anymore. you will always be mine. fuck you. let's fuck, for old time's sake. did you steal my cd? no, no. keep it.
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Years ago my sister told me abt how she used to play online survival games like Rust or something etc. w her friends and she'd go in VC this over-the-top 'girly' voice like "ummm hey I don't play videogames much and I reeeaaallly don't know what's going on teehee, can anyone pleaaase come help me I'm so confused" and then when some guy showed up all of her friends would swarm and kill
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my friend asked me to pretend to be her boyfriend because her parents are homophobic af but they ended up hating me so much that they were glad when she said she was gay task failed successfully
okay so
- be a goth. conservative christian parents don't approve of goth men. show up to their house wearing all kinds of satanic symbols if you can
- know more about religion than the parents. they'll try to introduce you to christianity because you don't exactly look like a christian but your dad's an ex priest and has a phd in theology so *cracks knuckles* you'll correct them on every little mistake they make
- call your fake girlfriend every annoying petname under the sun. i'm talking about babu, shmoopie, snuffleupagus. when you run out of annoying english terms of endearment call her shit like "my liver" or "my little cabbage" (actual greek terms of endearments but the parents won't know this they'll just think you're annoying :3)
- to continue this, talk to your fake girlfriend in the most high pitched annoying voice possible but talk in your regular voice to everyone else
stare at her older brother's ass for just a little too long- have an annoying laugh. think of sybil fawlty but a stereotypical villain playing a church organ in his castle
- let them quote bible verses to you. then ask "so when were those two destroyed for sodomy?". it's very funny to do this when judas kisses jesus, and it's even funnier when you've just corrected them over a minor mistake in church history
- ask WHY abraham was begging for sodom. it doesn't make sense to you why a good christian man would go and beg for tha-
- be over possessive of your fake gf (dont really do this, it's just an act)
go and fuck her brother in an alleyway.the parents won't know about this so it's an optional step- use words no one knows the meaning of. do this without realising because you always talk like that
- just be yourself! that's enough on its own to make them despise you tbh
yes
i kissed him on the lips infront of his parents and claimed it was the usual greek greeting between men is that enough for you
Are you…. Are you secretly dating her brother OP?
yes
I wonder why
Show up again to admit to dating the brother, but dress like a typical suburbanite and act like you've never met the parents before. Absolute power move.
asdgfgsjfh im totally doing this
want an update?
ofc you do
but i'm too tired to write all of what happened down right now so instead try to imagine the most awkward situation you've ever been in.
now multiply the awkwardness by 100
first of all i'm just gonna show the difference in what i was wearing
an example of what i would wear as my friend's fake bf:
and as my boyfriend's actual bf:
when my bf and i showed up his dad did such a double take
sooo yeah my bf told his parents he's gay, they looked surprised but told him it was fine... then they shared a look of pure horror (seriously, it was like they had just found out they're in the matrix) and said
"and uh. why is...he here?"
i went and introduced myself like we had never met before and said i was their son's boyfriend
:3
i've never seen two people look more angry before but they weren't gonna say anything because they had other family members over
the family members who had never met me before and therefore knew nothing about the fake relationship thing started asking me what faith i am. i said i was raised protestant, though i'm not very religious now, but that's something i want to change. i had never mentioned anything about being a protestant before and i had said several times that my family was greek orthodox but gaslight gatekeep girlboss
aaaand then the awkwardness began. those were probably the most awkward minutes of my life (we didn't stay for long because i thought the dad was gonna hit me [he probably was. i saw him clenching his fists several times]) and i don't think anyone has ever looked at me with such murderous intent as my bf's parents
update two electric boogaloo ig
i have a girlfriend now🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️
OP you looped around and did actually start dating their daughter
Incredible 10/10
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Day 2 of Whumptober: Delirium
I sorta had the image of Claude surviving Derdriu but taking a hit from the Sword of the Creator isn't easy to recover from!! Stress and grief and possible infection aren't so easy to recover from...sowwy cwaude...
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BUHHHH just in case twitter dies in the next 30 days...I'll post me whumptober doodles here, too!
SO here's day 1: swooning!
Dimi's not feelin so hot and ends up givin his friends a scare 8,U
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Got some brainworms for an old AU idea I had where claude flees from fodlan and takes the throne and uhhh sylvain is there? ಠ ּ͜೦
honestly the idea is just vibes bc the plot escapes me. it’s sorta like…bad end-BL route where the lions don’t make it to derdriu in time so claude’s a bit bitter and uhhhh sylvain i guess is with him? IDK but i do think it’d be cool if sylvie was the almyran-equivalent of the basara class :3c
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actually the most fun thing about Macaque's whole six ear hearing thing in the context of shadowpeach is that Wukong can be SO FAR away from him, literally like Macaque could be in the city and Wukong could be at the mountain,
and yet when Wukong whispers words to Macaque, even when he's so far away, Macaque can still hear it and just dies on impact.
i think the funniest scenario for this is like. MK texting Wukong being like "Macaque is in the Noodle Shop being annoying can u make him stop"
and Wukong's like "got it"
and then like 5 seconds after he starts talking to himself MK's like "dude what did you DO???" because in MK's perspective, Macaque just suddenly shut up, went completely still, and then went intangible and fell through his chair and just barely avoided falling through the floor as well
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Macaque and Sun Wukong are in AO3’s top 100 ships of summer 2023
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Macaque couldn't choose just one, so he did them all in rapid succession.