Me, starting a new game of Crusader Kings: “Let’s just have a normal Catholic game, respect the church, go on some crusades, participate in some dynastic politics, it’ll be fun and normal.”
Me, converting to Catharism not even 5 years later: “Fuck the Church, fuck the patriarchy, the woman’s rights movement starts right now in 867.”
Random Medieval!AU warm up doodle, featuring Brennan and his mom, because he needs more AUs, because I've been playing Crusader Kings 3 with his ancestors, but also Stronghold announced Definitive Edtion of their game and the homeboy on cover spoke to me on a spiritual level lol I mean /gesticulates
My toxic trait is believing I'd make a pretty good medieval monarch
You look at why medieval kings had problems and it's like. Unprepared to rule. Bad with money. Overtaxed the peasants. A drain on the coffers left to them by their father. So arrogant they offended all their vassals. Lost wars due to obvious strategic and tactical errors. Had a brother who hated them and tried to usurp them.
That could never be me. I would simply learn to manage money and not be a dick to everyone around me and make sure my siblings love me so much they would never lead a war against me. Eat your heart out, Hapsburgs.
The new ck3 update giving explanations for rivalries is so funny, sometimes it’s “this man brutally ripped my son in half during a long and bloody battle” and sometimes it’s just “this guy snores too loudly /:”
Quick coloured sketch of Edelgard as the Kaiserin of the Holy Roman Empire
i legalised gay marriage in ck3 and this absolute #girlboss married herself, truly iconic behaviour
Wait so is the power of love like an actual thing in fnaf now?? Like we don’t know why Freddy was nice than in the original other than Gregory hid in him and he may be in safe mode for some reason?? But most importantly Freddy is clearly Gregory’s favorite
And now Roxy is very kind and cool to Cassie and she’s her favorite…
Is it just if the animatronic and child have a strong enough bond it will overcome the virus??
Word count: 2457 words.
Yup, I wrote an entire essay with pictures to take the blame from a fictional gator that became my comfort character. If someone from Steel Wool is reading this: Yes, I’m ok, thanks for asking. If you want to send a cute Monty picture to my inbox, it is open and I’ll be all over the place if you do it.
Now, let me take you with me on this wild ride, because this theory fits the narrative of both Security Breach and Ruin so well that I have to clap at Steel Wool if it is actually correct and not me playing with the puzzle pieces incorrectly. So, here we go!
Just came back from the Barbie movie and realized something as an LA local
Ken walked more than 2 hours away from Barbie when he discovered toxic masculinity.
This himbo walked 14 miles in one day and left Barbie to have an existential crisis for like 5 hours. I love this movie
Halsin joining our camp to see that the guy who played with the tiefling kids is now a devil, some pasty elf is biting people in their sleep, a githyanki and goth girl are slapfighting, there's a tiefling on fire, and that wizard just ate a pair of gloves.
At least there's a dog
The Novas and Faith having a beach day!! Claire look up CLAIRE PLEASE This was a really fun pic! One of my best works~
Sorry, I know the other ones have a taste, but what the
does
There’s no way TV’s gonna let them wander that abandoned pizzaplex alone
