Fuck it. I'm no longer gender neutral, I'm gender evil
dni if you have no whimsy and no joy for the miracles found within the mundane
Anyway, fuck Adobe, and enjoy!
Give credit to the 30-year-old who worked on this for free and offers this service for free!
WHAT?!
I study graphic design and my tutor recommended and used this in his classes at art college last year, it’s so good it has SO many features for free, I really recommend it, even if you’re just trying to learn the basics of PS, such a wonderful thing <3
Photoshop is still considered an industry standard for commercial art so if you’d like to learn how to use it without breaking the bank, here’s a great tool for any artist hopefuls!
Also I was looking at 2021 in paleontology and apparently this year we discovered this awful shark that is wider than it is long
why
I love this thing
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can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like stupid sharks?
I could really use a fish right now
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my favourite black butler panel of all time for sure
Yuji: That's it. I'm done.
Megumi: With your flop era?
Yuji: Let's be realistic here.
Not a dream
Going to a wedding today, any makeup look suggestions?
Thank you everyone, all horrible suggestions xx ❤❤
me: “yeah I dated a guy in high school who came out as gay. it was before i knew i was a boy so needless to say it didn’t work out”
coworker: “damn dude was preordering”
other things this coworker (who is a cis guy) has done/said:
—got confused about why I’d never been a boy scout because he forgot i was trans
—told me he was gonna get top surgery scar tattoos to match me after i get mine
—laughs at all my trans jokes, even if they’re supremely unfunny
—calls me big dog (and him little dog) even though he is about as tall as two of me
— “I can’t believe she would say that transphobic thing to you. In June? Pride month?”
wait how could i forget!!!
—heard i was trans when i started working there but thought i was trans in the other direction so got offended on my behalf when he heard people calling me “he/him”
nothing I can say on this blog will be funnier than the things that come from this boy’s brain
caleb strikes again!
caleb: “wow, it’s an all guy shift right now. so much testosterone”
my pre-T ass: “hey bud i think you forgot again”
caleb: “SHIT”
lmao Diana went fuckin feral in this issue Super Friends #32
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Scarecrow’s last mistake, giving Diana a reason to want him dead
Wait
In this continuity are Wonder Woman’s bracelets the only thing that stop her going on a killing spree O.O
Yeah, not only do they make an excellent defensive tool but they’re also power limiters. Without them she goes full Kratos.
Scarecrow in these panels like “OH GOD THIS IS HOW I’M GOING TO DIE”
As Wonder Woman gets ready to beat the straw out of him O.O;
“I WAS A DISTINGUISHED PROFESSOR OF PSYCHOLOGY AND I’M GOING TO DIE DRESSED LIKE A WIZARD OF OZ CHARACTER WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE”
As Wonder Woman
gets ready to beat the straw
out of him O.O;
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
So fun story about my roommate
so last semester, my new roommate, without consulting anyone else, put up these stupid wall stickers. and I had to live with em alllll year.
(ignore the tapestry, that's mine)
so, end of the school year starts coming up, we're gonna have to take the damn things down anyway. so I decide to have some fun with it.
on sunday, while roomie was away at work, I took the stickers off the wall and started cutting up the letters. and this was what she found when she came home.
this was just above the couch, the first thing you'd see upon walking in the door. and my favorite of all, in the corner where the couch met the wall:
the next day, while I was in class, she came home and saw it. and promptly began acting like I did not exist.
It was the greatest week I'd had since moving in.
but only a week. one day, I texted our collective roommate group chat that I was taking an online test, and that I'd need quiet for about 2 hours or so. and when I finished, I left my room to find bare walls where my art once was, and a ball of letters in the trash can.
so I fished it out. and left this.
but I wasn't done quite yet. I fished out a couple favorites and put them back up in my room (partly bc I had gotten a bit attached to nut,)
now, you might notice that "tit" has lost its "s". that s now serves a greater purpose:
forming the word "penis" that I hid on the wall behind the couch before I moved out.
suffice to say, that roommate hasn't talked to me since.
I'm sorry but it's literally impossible to ignore the tapestry
Look at this cool new t-shirt I made for fans of Abraham Lincoln! I made it on my own time, with my own resources, and without any affiliation to existing public or private institutions concerned with history, education, hospitality, culture or retail. You can find it at my new Threadless shop or directly at bit.ly/imissabe
I POSTED THE GIF AND SOMEBODY SAID IT NEEDS THE KOTH THEME OVER IT AND I'M FUCKING WHEEZING HOLY SHIT
this is one of the posts of all time I'm glad I found it again
