please be nice to me unless youre being mean in a hot way
God I wish I knew who OP was for the tiktok meme.
Bojack: You’re giving me a sticker?
Herb: Not just any sticker. It’s a sticker of a kitten saying “Me-Wow!”
Bojack: I’m not a preschooler.
Herb: Fine, I’ll take it back.
Bojack: No, I earned this. Back off!
POV Date w/ Shizuo: - Too shy to maintain eye contact - Starts convo off w/ the weather - Panics during awkward silence - Gives you the cherry off his parfait (offers to split the rest too) - Desperate for a cigarette
POV Date w/ Izaya: - Unnerving amount of eye contact - Wants to know everything about you (for blackmail) - Dodges questions about himself - Frequently goes on philosophical tangents - Never a silent moment (never shuts up)
“I owe myself the biggest apology for putting up with what I didn’t deserve.”
— Unknown
Loyalty is how you act behind my back, fuck how you act around me.
some of us isolate to recharge. not everyone will get that
Pixel Art by Chelsea Faust
Me: I don’t really relate to a character too deeply-
These bitches:
*exist*
“Was Hercules ever like ‘Yo I don’t wanna fight Cerberus-,?”




