“I might still be too young in my grief to know where it ends.”
— Ocean Vuong, The Guardian Interview
this is fantastic to me because it's EU canon that ballistic weapons like these are a bitch to handle with a lightsaber, because if you try to block them like blaster bolts the metal slugs just melt and keep on coming
like probably you could stop them with the Force if you'd drilled that reflex but you won't have, you've drilled blocking
so this would actually be a potentially workable, if unorthodox, option for a jedi up against a sith lord who had them spiritually outgunned
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man this feels like a metaphor for anxiety or living paycheck to paycheck
Eating four leaf clovers is like, the Right Response to finding a four leaf clover yknow. You find a four leaf clover and you're like "oh sick! A four leaf clover" and then what the fuck are you supposed to do? Carry it around until it gets smushed and lost? Press it and have it be clutter? No, you eat that fucking son of a bitch. Absorb its power. Instant closure
Listen, there's no secret mankind won't one day know and perhaps regret knowing
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Y'all follow me after one good post and then you get stuck with nonsense
quick what is everyone doing right now
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Fuck, ya’ll I’d nut so fast.
Imagine trying to get off WITHOUT the chuff chuff noises
wake up besties new back breaking coal labor dropped
Is this the high speed rail everyone’s talking about?
an underrated detail in pride and prejudice is that elizabeth bennett was home alone on the day darcy proposed because she had a headache. can you imagine. this was in the pre-painkillers era. you're at home with a headache and then this asshole walks into the room and tells you he loves you and wants to marry you even though he hates your whole family and you're beneath him. imagine having to deal with that while also having a headache. she doesn't even have ibuprofen
as much as i love seeing orcas launching what appears to be intentional coordinated attacks on human ships it also makes me very sad because if it starts to become a genuine problem or even an extremely minor disruption to business people are going to just start killing them and i don't know that the orcas really understand the power differential they're dealing with here. that is why i am starting an organization whose mission will be to establish communication with the orca populace and provide them with equipment and training in order to level the playing field and empower them to take control of the seas, with the potential to open up trade and diplomatic relations on their own terms