Glitterweave

any of you ever wonder what gollum would look like in a yaoi

yes you have. here:

Stop that

do you hate men’s love

I do

In case anyone wondered my opinion on AI art

ok.

my favorite work memory from this store will always be “hey remember when the subway inside the store closed down and they let me take a bunch of their shit for free and now it lives inside my house?”

my life is a joke

i heard that guy doesn't have a library card let's kill him

if god didn't want us to smoke weed why did he tell noah to roll two fat blunts on that boat

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weed strain called they hit the pentagon

you just gotta call it “the pentagon” so you can hit it yourself

let’s be business partners

i love when they draw a carrot on top of the carrot cake just to remind you this aint no ordinary fuckin cake youre dealing with

The thing is nobody at pride is evaluating you to determine if you’re queer enough to be there because they’re too busy thinking “it’s so hot out” and “why is this lemonade 12 dollars?”