Caroline

can I cop this

he killed her

my new baby looks so similar to creamsicle

I think Pearl gets really worried about Amethyst sometimes

Colleges don’t offer this as a major so what’s the fucking point

x$x

6EX-GOD 

XXX

Black is elegant

You are elegant

THE WHOLE TIME, BUBBLE BUDDY WAS ALIVE. BUBBLE BUDDY WATCHED HIM DIE. HE WATCHED HIM DIE AND DIDN’T EVEN SPARE A WORD.

Will no one recognized that a FISH DROWNED in an UNDERWATER SEA

me talking to my family about social issues

People who prefer hot weather: Snow and ice are a pain, and the cold is just kind of uncomfortable even when you wrap up, you know?

People who prefer cold weather: MY SKIN LITERALLY MELTS OFF EVERY SUMMER I AM A FUCKING HUMAN SOUP AS WE SPEAK

Kylie Jenner photographed by Sasha Samsonova

NO NICKELODEON, I’M NOT GOING TO FUCK WHILE WATCHING RUGRATS

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a better example of a company desperate to imitate memes it doesn’t understand.

*starts song over because I wasn’t enjoying it hard enough*