not ignoring canon nor strictly adhering to it, but a secret third thing (taking the small bits and crumbs canon barely spent time developing and running absolutely hogwild)

KAEYA DAY CAKE!!!! its mocha w melted ice cream n oreos :]

w special guests wahooo

you know the summer goes hard when the “shouldered responsibility too young” mf starts having fun

[Platonic]

Who needs therapy when you have your found family suprising you with Birthday Hug™!?

KAEYA LEAVING THE KAEYA AND DILUC TCG CARDS AT THE CATS TAIL????? AND DILUC SAYING HES GONA GO TALK TO KAEYA ABOUT TI??????? KAEYA LEFT THOSE TWO CARDS THERE SPCEOFICALLY IM SCREAMINGBHJDF

AND DILUC SAYING HE DIDNT THINK KAEYA WOULD BE WANTING THEM BACK

what are these guys PLAYING at

but. but diluc's gonna go talk to kaeya about it so im hoping there'll be more revealed there

im literally shaking holy shit i feel like i just took a shot of vodka

why are we even fighting?

Diluc's imaginary friend AU

I started doing Venti's story quest, so far we are trying to find out about people's imaginary friends. Doing this I got a ragbros fanfic idea.

So basically, when we go to check if adults have an imaginary friend, we find out that Diluc has one and it's a child Kaeya.

The traveller is so shocked to see a nine year old Kaeya standing next to Diluc and they decide to investigate it. They basically stalk Diluc to find out why he is the only adult with an imaginary friend and why it's a child version of Kaeya.

They watch as imaginary Kaeya jumps around Diluc telling him about his favorite food or talking about a game they should play. And the traveller and even Venti are confused because they thought that Diluc and Kaeya weren't on good terms.

they eventually ask Diluc about it but just denies everything. The traveller and Venti eventually decide that this is a waste of time and stop bothering Diluc.

Diluc meanwhile is still in denial that he wants his brother back and tells himself that imaginary!Kaeya isn't him imagining a version of Kaeya that isn't at odds with him and would like to spend time with him. And no he isn't lonley, and no he won't just apologize or make up with Kaeya because Diluc did nothing wrong and Kaeya wouldn't want to talk to him anyways because of what he did to him

Bonus Points : Kaeya would have an imaginary friend version of Diluc, too. But he just can't convience himself that even a fake Diluc would want to be nice to him not that he deserves it after what he did

Diona and Klee using thier Little Girl Privilage to force Diluc and Kaeya to be friendly with each other because of they are best friends thier big bros should be best friends too!!

sibling relationship :)

[image description: redraw of a classic meme. diluc is drawing his warrior cats roleplay oc. kaeya leans over his shoulder to look at it. “what is that? is that your fucking fursona? thats cringe” diluc, annoyed, says, “YOU’RE cringe!!” and then ignores kaeya. kaeya is then shown looking at himself in the bathroom mirror smiling but with a single tear trickling down.]

you need to get it out of your mind that psychosomatic illness is just “making up symptoms” when it’s actually much more like your body is being actively poisoned by chemicals released from your brain

if you’re so stressed that you’re puking your guts up every morning, are unable to eat or keep anything down, you can’t look at light without feeling infinitely worse and feel exhausted and in pain all the time (or whatever your particular stress induced symptom set is) you’re not just feeling like that because you’ve willed it into being. your body is begging for relief from the constant barrage of stress hormones and it requires the fundamental source of stress to go away, not just distracting yourself from the symptoms

just because the root is psychological doesn’t mean the result isn’t an entirely physical process.

looks stupit I want ten

The best part of this is that the explanation is even sillier:

these aren’t even a “race” of khajit, they’re just regular khajit. Whether khajit end up like housecats or humans or a fucking lion is solely determined by what phase of the moons they’re born under.

So, you could be practically human, your sister could be a frickin smilodon, and your parents could just be housecats?

Wild

Hands down the best worldbuilding ever made; all other worldbuilding is cancelled forever

This is the only thing we need

Could you imagine telling your sister, who just wants you to open the tuna, neener neener neener who doesn’t have any thumbs?

Or “DAD. NEEDLE TOES, COME ON!”

You know this happens daily in so many Khajit households

oh my god i thought theyd never show this in-game

What does one even say to this

“Pspspspspspsp” generally.

Pepe Atsume

date of origin: 29th of december, 2015.

People ask me why I draw zhongli so tall and diluc so short all the time, so here's my headcanon heights for the tall men

Hug types - Harbinger edition!

(Pierro is not Kaeya's bio dad HC/Fatui adopt Kaeya AU) i saw the second slide on my explore page and my conclusion is that they need a hug. Thank u for coming to my ted talk.

#artists

Edited for all my writer friends out there

they keep asking: girl, who are you? fuck you, i'm a king and a ruthless wind.

Adhd symptoms no one talks about:

I cant finish cleaning my room because I can’t organize my desk because I haven’t organized my vanity because I cant organize my vanity because I haven’t organized my closet drawers because I cant organize my closet drawers until I organize my nightstand and I cant do that until I GET A NIGHTSTAND because the space between my really heavy bookshelf full of books and the space between my bed is abnormally narrow BUT TONIGHT WHILE I WAS AT ROSS I found the perfect nightstand so now I can go home and put all the stuff thats supposed to go on and under my nightstand on and under my nightstand and then I can organize the space next to my bed, then I can organize the closet drawers, then im at another impasse because I still need the proper vanity organizational materials; but we have made some achievements tonight boys

It’s like every problem is this

Sometimes even things that *aren’t* problems are Rush Hour…which then turns it into a problem when you can’t do it