Move aside swagless boutta get a new Wizard’s Staff that comes loaded with spells like “open locked doors” and “dismantle car”
do you all remember in the early 2010s where people were talking about freeing the nipple and that mixed-gender sports should become a thing and the removal of period tax and all of that and then some people realised that would mean trans people too ans they instantly decided to revert to bioessentialism 101 and now i have to see grating sentences like Well maybe jeopardy should be gender-segregated because males have a biological advantage in pressing a button
This makes me so sad and also I'm trying to remember if any of the Discworld books dealt with late stage capitalism
Terry Pratchett would have wrote *insane* satire about crypto.
on the planet of the…
TREBLE
DEATH, IT LIVE SO CRAZY
MEN MY FAVORITE TYPE OF LADY
SEX, I’VE HAD ENOUGH
TELL THE WORLD “BLOW YOURSELF UP!”
My girlfriend showed me how she's working on like this comparative list of deep space nine torrents to determine which version has the highest quality and she'd compared frames from like 10 different versions of the same episode. and I don't know what's wrong with me but I found that really attractive about her for some reason. like I could've jumped her
I felt the same way when she explained her ideal playthrough of Fallout New Vegas. And when she'd laid out an exact time table for my train route to her place. And when she expounded about audio equipment. What kind of kink is this
This is hot right like that's not just me
wouldn't this classify as "company scrip"? aka highly fucking illegal?
yes, yes it is.
How did a company manage to make scrip even worse by making it cringe on top of evil?
had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing
DRAW!
Welcome to the west
bro not the quencies (way of saying consequences if theres something deeply wrong with you)
Ugh, was having a great time mocking my recently imprisoned rival when I noticed the camera positioning makes it so that I appear behind the bars, thus framing me as trapped in a metaphorical prison of the narrative, now my whole day is ruined. Fuck.
Babysitting preschool age kids rn and I find it really funny how they sometimes get hooked on completely random phrases like this 4 year old keeps adding “LUCKY FOR YOU,” to the start of Any sentence. “lucky for you, I already drank my milk.”. Are you threatening me?
WE USED TO BE A COUNTRY! HOW WILL I PROTECT MY FAMILY IF I AM NOT ALLOWED TO TWIST SOME NUTS? GODDAMN LIBERALS KEEP RUINING EVERYTHING.
At the wizard council like
Any setting where the elves have weaker booze than the dwarves isn't committing to the bit
I swear to God if one more DnD asshole comes in here talking about "poison resistance" or "constitution" I am going to put a copy of every 5E book in a burlap sack, tie it to their ankles and push them off a very high bridge over very deep water
