men be like women don't have a sense of humour they don't laugh when I make them uncomfortable
if you think showing ur kids harry potter will radicalize them u are wrong and u should just instead watch a bug’s life and chicken run. there are gays in there, even. no not “canonically,” shut up, i’m old and in my day we simply UNDERSTOOD when a chicken was a lesbian or a stick bug was a gay man with the telepathic connection between our massive gay brains like the baby geniuses. i took a benadryl
are you gonna choke me for valentine’s day or like what’s going on
Oh my fucking god
ME
i wasnt ready for the end of this one omfg
the ending is just something that cannot be guessed. Even those last few seconds!
being a woman is just constantly hating your immediate present self and then looking back and hating your past self for not appreciating your beauty and opportunities at that time and it just goes on like. forever
americans are wild.
theres a convo on reddit going on rn abt how europeans see americans working conditions and a bunch of americans are like "its really not bad unless you work an entry level job, i have a medium wage job i got with my degree and i get about 15 days of paid vacation a year and i even get some sick days and can accrue more, the people complaining are low wage workers who should get something better"
like. you realize that for a fulltime job 20 paid vacation days are mandatory here right? and that even entry level job offer more paid vacation days? and that any ot you work gets paid more AND counts as more vacation time right? like if your work week is 38 hours and you work 40 hours a week you get paid overtime AND an extra paid 12 vacation days a year right? and that sick days are mandatory to be paid by your employer right? that theres no limit on sick days, right?
you realize that what youre listing as good benefits is literally the bare minimum here right?
Reblog this and money will be entering your life this week
u ever have cravings that are like “you WILL eat a rice krispies treat or there will be consequences. you have 24 hours”
instagram.com/chromat
The positivity pool
Fucking finally, something positive that doesn’t look fucking photoshopped to hell. Real, unedited people, I am loving this
Absolutely disgusting. That bitch is getting cheetos in the pool.
I want to marry someone as funny as me. Imagine we both laughing because we forgot to pick the kids up from school
anxiety brain: IM GOING TO DIE ALONE AND UNCARED FOR
the other side of my brain which is wearing a hawaiian shirt: [cracks another sparkling water] yeah probably





