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Glitchy Parker

@glitchyparker

A queer glitch named Parker
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Pass it on.

Follow Us For Cats!

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korino21

Legit I just had this talk with my parents this morning. My day bought an Easter Lilly and I told him to get rid of it

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vederlicht

Very important!

Also important to note: Daffodils are part of the lily family, so they pose a threat to cats as well. Be aware and keep the purry friends safe. 

Always check before bringing flowers into your home

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Toronto Police: “If Police can’t be have floats in Pride, we’ll ask the city to defund the Pride Parade.”

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piinboots

Honestly, let them try it. Pride has never needed funding, Pride has never needed permission. The Stonewall Riots were a response to the systemic targeting, profiling, harassment and assault of queer and trans people by the cops. Queer and trans people of colour in Toronto don’t want the police at Pride and Pride is for is, not a cishet institution that has violently oppressed and brutalized people of colour and qt folks and continues to do so. Fucking try it. We’re going to march regardless.

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leftynerd

This is why the police should NEVER be allowed at Pride. As soon as they feel hard done by they turn around and further marginalize the LBGTQAI community. How many *Millions* of dollars do they get from the city??!! Fuck off!

How can the Police Unions and Police Services pretend to be allies if they are going to essentially blackmail Pride for their inclusion?

Do cops feel “excluded” from TIFF, Luminato, or Caribana for not having floats and booths? Why should the police unions and services be entitled to participation in other groups’ events?

Toronto already doesn’t provide as much funding to Pride compared to other large events. Toronto funds TIFF with over $1 million and Luminato with $400k.  Last year, Pride Toronto’s net income was $58k, without this funding the organization would be loosing money each year. Pride generates millions of dollars for the city. The 2013 event was estimated to have an economic impact of $286 million. For comparison, TIFF’s impact is $189 million. Pride brings $100 million more in revenue, but receives a quarter of the funding. 

The Police Union’s request is absolutely absurd. The union should not be allowed to bully the city and Toronto Pride this way.

Last I checked, police officers are NOT being excluded from Pride.  They’re free to attend as individuals.  Just like everyone else.

Maybe this policy has changed, but if it has, I certainly haven’t heard anything about it.  And unless it has,  attempts to frame this policy as ‘excluding police officers’ are deliberately misleading.

Yeah, that’s the policy still as far as I can tell. And this policy was voted overwhelmingly in favour by Pride Toronto, becoming official policy for the organization.

Its just no floats, and no marching in a police uniform. If the police want to attend, they can attend. 

Nobody is kicking the Police out of pride. No cop is being ‘excluded’ from attending Pride.

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Someone: Pick ONE!

Me: *is strawberry blonde (red in some spots, blonde in others), ambidextrous, pan, polyam, with hazel eyes (brown on inside, green on outside)*

Me: ...I dont think thats happening any time soon...

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I’m considering coming out to my family as non-binary, and so today I brought up the subject of non-binary gendering/transgendering with my Dad as a casual conversational topic. He’s told me that if somebody is born a boy then they “should stay a fucking boy” and not trans to a girl or be a boy some days/girl other days/genderless other days.

I told him that I think gender identity should be something one can choose for themselves, and he says that nobody thinks like that and anybody who is trans/non-binary will just be shunned by every member of society they meet. He doesn’t think that people support n-b/t communities, because he doesn’t. He says to me that not staying one’s natural gender is wrong and against the point of being born a boy/girl.

Every person who reblogs this will have their URL written in a full-size writing book and when it is full I will show it to my father to illustrate to him the amount of people who believe that being non-binary is a valid gender identity.

He needs to lose his skin privileges

he lost his knee caps and his lung privileges 

Tell him to commit die

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Bruh I really got them piercings, I’m holier than Swiss cheese 🤪🤪🤪

You missed the perfect chance...

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I love it when people try to claim representation in fiction is being taken “too far” to the point where it’s no believable. They’re like: 

“What’s next, a mixed-race immigrant on the autism spectrum?” Hi, my name is Rachel, also known as Rachna, and I’m a mixed-race immigrant on the autism spectrum. 

“What’s next, a transgender Latino man with chronic pain?” What, you mean my former colleague, Marco? 

“What’s next, a Black Jewish lesbian?” Bitch, I know I three Black Jewish lesbians, WHAT’S YOUR FUCKING POINT?

everyone rb this with your identity a white dudebro would call forced diversity in the tags

latina trans girl with depression and ASD

Queer agnostic girl with several mental health issues ✌️

Nonbinary panro ace with autism and anxiety. Oh yeah, i also have knee problems, chronic migraines, etc.

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Sides Height Headcanons

Patton

  • Tall (6'4")
  • Very tall
  • Scarily tall
  • “Ow!” -patton, after hitting his head on the door frame for the 100000th time
  • When he lays on a couch, his feet hang off the end
  • Despite being 90% leg, he is such a sweetheart and has been known to give piggybacks to anyone who asks
  • Virgil loves clinging to his back like monkey

Logan

  • Just below average height (5'8")
  • Perfect to be princess carried
  • “I am only just below average height for a male!! Stop calling me ‘small’!!!” - Logan, probably
  • You could probably throw him if you tried hard enough
  • Wears shoe inserts to make himself two inches taller
  • Nobody knows until he forgets to wear them one day
  • (cause they’re so uncomfortable)
  • and Roman s h r i e k s

Roman

  • Average (5'11")
  • Wishes he was taller, like Disney princes
  • “I’ve got the handsome, where is my Tall???” - Roman, probably
  • Wears heels sometimes
  • (He likes the sound it makes when he walks on wooden floors)
  • Only kitten heels/wedges
  • Makes fun of Logan and Virgil for being “short”
  • But takes it back when Patton even glances at him
  • Because Pat’s Protective Instincts + Noodle Limbs = No Thank You

Virgil

  • Short (5'0")
  • Tiny
  • Baby
  • Can be picked up easily (much to the Sides’ delight and his horror)
  • Sarcastic Ball of Rage™
  • Like a tiny, angry, anxious kitten
  • Could fit inside a cardboard box if he tried
  • Loves being short because he can easily hide from social situations
  • (Logan: how the fuck did you get on top of the fridge
  • Virgil: fuck you)
  • Hates it because people think he’s cute
  • “I am the night!” -Virgil probably

Bonus!!

Deceit

  • Small (4'0")
  • Actual Baby
  • Very small
  • No money
  • Under stress
  • Carries a step ladder around with him so he can be taller than the others
  • Deceit wasn’t actually hidden, Thomas just couldn’t see him because he’s so short. The sides played along in Deceit’s reveal scene to make him feel better. They knew it wasn’t Patton all along.

Remy (Sleep)

  • No one knows his actual height as he wears heels constantly
  • All the time
  • Even in bed probably
  • Has been known to throw one heel (usually at Roman) and bring an identical one from his handbag and put it on
  • Can run in heels. Very quickly.

Emile Picani

  • Tall boi (6'2")
  • Like a puppy
  • Likes to gently pick up people shorter than him
  • Best Hugs Ever
  • Walks in long strides everywhere and used to not realise he’d left everyone else behind until he glanced down.
  • Now insists everyone holds hands so no one gets lost
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it took me like eight tries to pause at the right time but this is virgil’s face right as he spots the fidget cube that patton tosses to him in “learning new things about ourselves” thank you for coming to my ted talk

As someone that uses a fidget cube, this is an accurate response

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ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

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Sometimes it feels like all I do is help, then when I finally have the courage to speak up and admit that I need help too, it seems like the whole world is deaf.

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I decided to create a masterpost that would help you with what you are struggling with. Hopefully any of the links below will help you! Reminder; You’re going to be okay. What you are going through will pass, just remember to breathe. 

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Distractions;

Here are some distractions to help keep your mind occupied so you aren’t too focused on your thoughts. 

Sleep issues; 

 Uncomfortable with silence; 

Anxiety; 

Sad, angry and depressed/depression; 

Isolation and loneliness; 

 Self-harm;

Addiction; 

 Eating disorders; 

 Dealing with self-hatred;  

 Suicidal; 

 Schizophrenia;

OCD;

Borderline personality disorder; 

Abuse; 

 Bullying;

 Loss and grief; 

(Other loss and grief)

 Getting help; 

Things you need to remember; 

  • - Don’t stress about being fixed because you’re not broken.
  • -Remember to remind yourself of your accomplishments. Tell yourself that you’re proud of yourself, even if you’re not. 
  • - This is temporary. You won’t always feel like this. 
  • -You are not alone. 
  • -You are enough. 
  • -You are important. 
  • -You are worth it. 
  • -You are strong. 
  • -You are not a failure, 
  • -Good people exist. 
  • -Reaching out shows strength. 
  • -Breathe. 
  • -Don’t listen to the thoughts that are not helping you. 
  • -Give yourself credit. 
  • -Don’t be ashamed of your emotions, for the good or bad ones. 
  • -Treat yourself the same way as you would treat a good friend. 
  • -Focus on the things you can change. 
  • -Let go of toxic people. 
  • -You don’t need to hide, you’re allowed to feel the way you do. 
  • -Try not to beat yourself up. 
  • -Something is always happening, you don’t want to miss out on what’s going to happen next. 
  • -You are not a bother.
  • -Your existence is more than your appearance. 
  • -You are smart. 
  • -You are loved. 
  • -You are wanted. 
  • -You are needed. 
  • -Better days are coming. 
  • -Just because your past is dark, doesn’t mean your future isn’t bright. 
  • -You have more potential than you think. 
  • - Your value doesn’t decrease based on someone’s inability to see your worth.

Please remember to look after yourself and know that you are more than worth it and you deserve to be happy. Keep smiling butterflies x

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So im in the closet (but desperately want to be out)

So i set my phones background to this:

Now it's just a matter of playing the waiting game...

Wish me good luck!

Update:

Just made myself a bracelet!

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So im in the closet (but desperately want to be out)

So i set my phones background to this:

Now it's just a matter of playing the waiting game...

Wish me good luck!

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So I found this caterpillar on my way to class

We’re bros

I named him chicken nugget

Aaaa he’s turning a duller color… I hope he’s alright

So apparently chicken nugget is a spicebush swallowtail and they turn yellow before they pupate. He was making little silk things everywhere Bruh this caterpie is going to evolve to metapod today my boy isn’t messing around

update hes entirely yellow now

i made him a tube room

hes crawlin all over the place checking it out

its happening

False alarm he moved a bit This guy

??? caterpie doesnt evolve into kakuna

whats he doing

its happening part 2 For Real This Time

chicken nugget using those advanced tactics balancing my man doesnt do anything halfway

i put on some tunez for him so he can get into the metamorphazone

sorry for keeping you all in suspense but chicken nugget is doing fine and he has a cool hat now

hes been chillin like this for a couple days 

hes been in cocoon for 10 days now 🎉🐛🎉

let me know how he’s doing soon

HES BUSTIN OUT

im going to sleep, chicken nugget is snoozin and ill check up on him as soon as i wake up

hope he doesnt party too hard 

🐛 💤 💤

hes gone goth hes in his emoteen stage

CHICKEN NUGGET IS A CHICKEN WING NOW BABY WE HAVE LIFTOFF!!!!!

hes’s in a bigger container than the one in the pic now but im gonna let my home boy find his way in the world after he gets used to his wings a little bit

this kid doesnt have a bad angle dang

there he goes he’s free and im so proud and a little sad

this was an incredible experience

(thats my family oohing and ahhing in the background)

I’ve seen yall reblog the unfinished ones SO MUCH that I’m getting pissed, anyway here’s the full chicken nugget saga.

Awesome! Hope you’re happy somewhere, Chicken Nugget!

I have missed this post so much! Let’s all celebrate Chicken Nugget!

do you guys realize that,,,, chicken nugget is one of those butterflies that is perfectly half female and half male?? nugget’s left wing is typical of a female spice bush swallowtail and the right wing is typical of a male

a gender role smashing icon

I wondered why the wings looked different

Incredible

intersex icon

He’s a bilateral gnandromorph!!

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My math teacher: Do a self evaluation of the semester, Calibri font.

My strict Times New Roman MLA Ass:

YOU DID A MARVEL

I AM PROUD