found another philza kinnie blog smh HOW MANY DADZA ARE THERE NOW ?!!! @m8philza

YOU GET A DADZA AND YOU GET A DADZA

I had to clip this lmao

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@m8philza THIS YOU?

NO NO NO

the concept of phil dming everyone to stop posting about dilfza discourse is so funny like imagine you get a notification and you check your dms and it’s just

“KILL ME PHIL! “YOURE MY SON!”

KILL ME!”

i cri every tiem

crowfather (REAL NOT CLICKBAIT)

poggers art m8

Okay, but consider

Since Phil's chat is basically a murder of crows that only he understands, whenever Wilbur or Tommy speak in his chat, they're represented by birds as well.

Imagine Tommy teaching a chicken what to say and just sends it off to Phil like a lil' messenger—

FUCKING SNIPEZA HOLY SHIT FOR THOSE WHO CANT SEE: Charlie went microscopic and PHIL FUCKING SHOT HIM WHILE HE WAS SCURRYING AROUND

keep a trans guy warm

so the bank screwed us over and fucked up my pay date and instead of being Okay we’re now Fucked -we’ve only got £20 until next payday.

we need meals for the week and cat food and litter and electric and i am Tired of living this way, babey!

paypal.me/tinycap

ko-fi.com/gaydaryl

cash4pp: £gaydaryl

my mum’s been screaming at me nonstop because she hasn’t got anything to smoke so now she used the last of our money to get cigarettes and we need money for electric lmao! love to have a mother who prioritises

fuck it im using it for evil, there are two genders :

(bitch provided by @shrek-be-thicc)

This is true, fellow Phil. I have to agree. /j

uhhhhhhh m8??

i made this back in like march but i love u @branchifers

tbh i was a little wary of puppet history at first and bummed that ruining history wasn’t coming back but now that i’ve seen the first episode i’m like

The professor Everytime Ryan challenges him

Me : I watch puppet history for the plot

The plot :

ryan every week on puppet history