Baldurs gate 3 will have flumphs!!!
Would be nice if the media could cover how Republicans meticulously explode the deficit.
white 44 year old twitter user with a03 addict in their bio: omg the dad from cocomelon is actually kind of a litty dilf? and his relationship with the mailman is kind of enemies to lovers villaincore let me know if i should make them both pee on eachother
worlds youngest and yet most verbose baby online: can you seriously like knock if off man im trying to learn about the rhombus
white 44 year old twitter user with a03 addict in their bio: fuck off worlds youngest and yet most verbose baby. just another puriteen minor inserting themselves into adult spaces. go play in the sandbox Also heres ur dox: 123 Circle Road ..... yea i have that....if someone shows up to your house and shoots you and kills you then thats deserved 🤷♂️ know your fucking place and get the hell out of the cocomelon fandom if youre not ready to see dark topics
a scientist at mit about to change the world forever: i just made my own centipede by sewing all the dead flies in my room together with all the dead ants in my room 😃☝️
the first man made centipede: kill me again
sad news today. Beeftongue, slug beloved, is no more. it lived just over a year, a good long time for a Florida leatherleaf, and tasted dozens of lettuces and other delicious vegetation beyond any slug’s dreams. found under a fallen stop sign in Miami, I was honored to share some time with this awesome beast.
farewell, Beef.
Beeftongue is survived by Bupkis, who continues to stubbornly exist despite being over 2, and all of its brood
RIP Beef you were beloved by many 🖤
Alright kitten listen up cause mommy needs your help here okay. Pause the game, ok-PAUSE the game for mommy okay I need your eyes up here, kitten. I'm putting these onions in this pan okay and im gonna walk out the door yes, that's right mommy's gotta go right now mommy's gotta go for 8 hours but she needs these onions caramelized by the time she gets bac-STOP LOOKING AT THE COMPUTER mommy needs you to caramelized these onions for her okay kitten mommy needs all 5 pounds perfectly caramelized and cooked down till they're all evenly brown and sweet and YES it does need to take the whole 8 hours mommy needs you to babysit these fucking carmies okay kitten I SAID TURN THE FUCKING GAME OFF
who fucking litters. why do i ever see litter. who thinks that’s okay. who. who NEEDS to throw their fast food bag out the fucking window instead of waiting until they get somewhere with a trashcan. what kinda clown behavior. get fucked.
One time I saw a guy walk out of a restaurant and throw his half finished soda on the ground and I picked it up and put it in the garbage to make him feel self conscious and with otherwise no visible reaction to me he got into his truck, pulled out of his parking lot, threw another half full soda out the window onto the same pavement and sped away and I realize he’s a giant sack of shit and yes littering is absolutely gross and childish but objectively that was the funniest I’ve ever been completely owned
America really is irredeemably evil. This article in the new york times ADMITS that prisons are an industry in America, yet tries to convince its readers to empathize with the people enforcing US law in these prisons, with NO empathy for the people incarcerated there
Literally “things were good until the Racism Factory shut down”
nature really dumped all its weird ass eukaryote points into the SAR clade
this thing looks like a coral but is made of a single cell and is more closely related to malaria. ok. fine. whatever.
Correction! It's made of a single cell surrounded by its own hardened poop!
Every january goth couples are fucking hard to try and have a halloween baby they're gonna name ophelia or some shit
Older person: "kids have so much more today than we ever did!"
My thoughts as im nodding in agreement:
So it turns out these egg shaped ones are just a series of little mini plushes supplemental to larger more detailed ones. They don't have bigger versions of all the above yet but they also have some that were in a different set:
Velvet worm of the genus Oroperipatus By: Macro-Express From: The Illustrated Encyclopedia of the Animal Kingdom 1968
Triumphant
So much of Pokemon fandom wants to think Pokemon are actual organisms that follow a bunch of believable natural rules but also have impossible magic-like powers just kind of on the side, to the point that they’ll get annoyed by how some Pokemon always have the same object they carry around or *are* an object or whatever. I am of the opinion that Pokemon, even if they do proliferate in the wild and fill various ecological niches, are not made of conventional biological matter and wouldn’t even look as “real” as they do in the Detective Pikachu movie. I think actually they would still look like cartoons. Like Roger Rabbit.
a crop of a concept from forever ago that I really liked but couldn’t figure out how to finish
I find it so immensely funny how much of a loser Godrick turned out to be.
He was the first thing shown in the original trailer. For 2 fucking years people were making fake lore art of bosses with multiple arms, because surely that would be a recurring thing in the game. For 2 whole years we thought he was an important figure.
And then other trailers dropped and he was shown as this living proof of the decay of the golden order. I dont know about everyone else, but i still thought he would have a reasonable influence in the game world, more from how equally sick and deranged everything else would be. And again, he was THE trailer boss, i thought he was sorta like a base demigod, really the weakest of the group but you could expect the rest to sorta look like him.
Finally playing the actual game and he is so pathetic its hilarious. A failing little nothing-lord whose influence ends with Limgrave, never to be mentioned again after you are past his rotting castle.
And the other demigods...holy shit, they all have these incredible abilities and feats to their names. Radahn literally holding the stars in place, Malenia containing within herself the power to poison half the continent, Rykard being a massive god eating snake. And then we have Godrick, gluing arms to himself, his greatest power acquired through grafting the head of a sickly dragon that fell on his backyard.
10/10 character, would bear witness again