You can only reblog this today.
I.D. A screenshot of the show Adventure Time showing Finn in front of the Candy Kingdom. The subtitles read "May 17, 2023. That's a Wednesday."
This is still one of the best scenes to ever happen in anything that’s Star Wars
Absolute fucking BOSS Rex
being on Tumblr is like playing a violin in a concert hall for thousands of people and a few of them clap, then honking a kazoo to amuse your 2 friends AND SUDDENLY YOU HAVE 20K NOTES
don't even think about it
twitter is like. DNI with me unless you are a perfect clone of me. and tumblr is like. hi. you share exactly one interest with me. would you like to subliminally influence each other's thought patterns through funny text posts until we develop a hive mind? yeah? cool.
ive realised there isnt a huge market for shakespeare shit posts
big fan of urban fantasy and similar genres because theres nothing funnier to me than a setting where youve got people fighting with enchanted blades and bows and hopping around doing magic tricks but you can also just hit a demon with your car if you feel like it
There’s this very specific urban fantasy trope which is “processing the newfound horrors and wonders of the universe in a 24/7 diner” that gets me every time
she moan on my lisa til i sir the museum closed twenty minutes ago you have to leave you have to exit the premises right now
Okay ms.rona wrap it up hoe
Happy okay ms.rona wrap it up hoe sunday
Happy okay ms.Rona wrap it up hoe Monday (2022)
Happy Ok Ms. Rona wrap it up hoe Tuesday (2023)
lots of times if I tell my boyfriend that I am proud of him for dealing with a situation, or that I'm sorry he's having to deal with a situation, he will say "no it's my own fault." meaning that he feels like he doesn't deserve praise or comfort for dealing with a situation that is his fault. (for example a financial problem caused or exacerbated by him having been too anxious or absentminded to deal with the situation sooner.) and I tell him this and I will tell y'all this, that I don't believe that. I think you are even braver and stronger for taking steps to deal with a mess that is of or partly of your own creation, because you have to cope with guilt and shame on top of the thing itself, and because you're fighting against the same ingrained dysfunction in yourself that caused the mess. that's like the bravest and most constructive thing you can do and you should be proud and I am proud of you.
also, mistakes don't mean you deserve to suffer
ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
FETCH ME NEIL
i’m doing a hatchetfield rp on discord and there is one person in particular on there and i feel like i’m friends with a starkid celebrity now /hj
This is obviously about me /j because I so am popular and people know me /j
you are popular though at least on tiktok and i wouldn’t have made this post about you bc i don’t “feel like i’m friends with” you we’re dating <3
i’m doing a hatchetfield rp on discord and there is one person in particular on there and i feel like i’m friends with a starkid celebrity now /hj
ATTENTION ALL OF TUMBLR!
THIS IS AN URGENT MESSAGE.
IN 2014, IN SCHAUMBURG , ILLINOIS, USA
THERE
WILL
BE
A
TUMBLR CONVENTION!!!
SIGNAL BOOST THIS GUYS
I WANNA SEE EVERYONE THERE!!
this post eminates incredibly demonic energy
This is like finding a stray journal page in a ruined city that talks of some grand festival and the date of the entry is the day before the city was destroyed
Happy 10 year anniversary Dashcon announcement I guess
Illicit, stolen post here! Reblog unavailable on the original, yours free!
i hate you "pair the spares"/"everyone must be paired" tropes, i hate you forced last minute romances, i hate you implication that a happy ending means a romantic partner, i hate you amatonormativity