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last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere

i wasn’t joking

this post has haunted me for like 3 years. every time i start to think i imagined it, it shows up on my dash again and then immediately disappears into the ether for another 17 months

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if trying to work out if you are gay or bisexual is giving you anguish its ok to just not worry abt it i think. you actually dont have to pick one. these labels are supposed to help you find ppl who experience similar things to you and honestly not knowing if youre one or the other doesnt mean u cant talk to and relate to the experiences of gay AND bisexual ppl. its fine.

nickelodeon: zim cant hit people with his fist his hand has to be open. no punching. the children.
nickelodeon: dark harvest is allowed
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If you were wondering: the thing that the studio doesn’t want depicted are unsafe activities a young child whose impulse control hasn’t grown in yet watching the show could feasibility imitate- not wearing a seatbelt, jumping off the garage roof with a pair of cardboard wings, throwing a proper punch at a peer etc. Because kids do imitate what they see around them as part of learning, so you don’t want to teach them something that could hurt someone or themselves until a bit more brain grows in.

Unsafe activities that are not within the scope of an elementary school student are fine- where’s a six year old going to get a missle launcher?

That genuinely answers a lot of questions I had about why kid-friendly media is as wonky as it is, and I love it.

Anonymous asked:

List of companies supporting or funding the military against Palestine to not spend money on?

That’s a great question! Here’s the answer:

Israeli Fruit and Vegetables

Fruit and vegetables are one of Israel’s biggest exports and all Israeli agricultural exporters are complicit in Israel’s violations of international law as they operate on stolen Palestinian land.

Caterpillar

Caterpillar bulldozers are regularly used in the demolition of Palestinian homes and farms and in Israel’s massacres in Gaza.

HP

Hewlett Packard helps run the ID system that Israel uses to restrict Palestinian movement. For more information, see https://bdsmovement.net/boycott-hp.

Puma

Puma sponsors the Israel Football Association, which includes teams in Israel’s illegal settlements on occupied Palestinian land. For more information, see: https://bdsmovement.net/boycott-puma

SodaStream

SodaStream home drinks machines are one of Israel’s best known exports.

Ahava

Ahava cosmetics are another of Israel’s best known export companies.

Sabra

Sabra hummus is a joint venture between PepsiCo and the Strauss Group, an Israeli food company that provides financial support to the Israel Defense Forces.

Boycott, Divestment, Sanctions (BDS) is a Palestinian-led movement for freedom, justice and equality. BDS upholds the simple principle that Palestinians are entitled to the same rights as the rest of humanity.

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Pillsbury/General Mills is another big one!!! please take a look at the website and be as strict about following BDS guidelines as possible. "no ethical consumption under capitalism" arguments dont apply, its a legitimate boycott, every dollar you dont spend on one of these companies is a dollar less towards directly funding apartheid.

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i usually hate true crime documetary type things bc theyre all “lets get into the MIND of the serial killer…. tortured soul” or whatever but i like the buzzfeed unsolved stuff bc theyre just like “what a freak lmao”

who the fuck thinks “i want to see 3 completely identical, smooth, blue men get absolutely soaked in paint that they tap off their little drums.” nobody.

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Blue Man Group

Percussion band that performs in blue body paint. Frequently adding liquid effects to the instruments for visual effect.

cool video but im talking about some other guys i know

Saw them in Vegas once. They were surprisingly good.

Saw them off-Broadway in NYC, they do more than just paint on percussion, it’s a wild preformence

i feel like you guys aren’t listening to me