are you saying that to me or to your created image of me
ultimate-cringelord
themusecalliope
another pic, different angle
^ important
big boy
liquidlimits
I just opened up a check in the mail, went to the ATM & found 20$ 😭 I’m not passing these shits up NO more on my mama!
Even if I do not receive money or good news, I did smile at seeing this smiling Buddha.
I would like to boop it’s belly.
natalie portman radiates such a terrifying energy i can’t describe it….. it’s not exactly evil but it’s not warm either…. i feel like she could unhinge her jaw and drag me into the ocean like a kraken but she wouldn’t bc it’s undignified
Wanna know why?
“Oscar-winning actress Natalie Portman told the crowd at Saturday’s Women’s March in downtown Los Angeles that she experienced what she calls “sexual terrorism” as a 13-year-old after the release of the film The Professional.
Portman described her pride and excitement in releasing the film, only to encounter sexually explicit messages both directed toward her and made about her.
”I excitedly opened my first fan mail to read a rape fantasy that a man had written me,” she recalled. “A countdown was started on my local radio show to my 18th birthday, euphemistically the date that I would be legal to sleep with. Movie reviewers talked about my budding breasts in reviews.”
The experience, she said, changed the way she expressed herself publicly, in order to limit the ways she could be objectified by others.
”I understood very quickly, even as a 13-year-old, that if I were to express myself sexually, I would feel unsafe,” she said. “And that men would feel entitled to discuss and objectify my body to my great discomfort. So I quickly adjusted my behavior. I rejected any role that even had a kissing scene and talked about that choice deliberately in interviews. I emphasized how bookish I was and how serious I was. And I cultivated an elegant way of dressing. I built a reputation for basically being prudish, conservative, nerdy, serious, in an attempt to feel that my body was safe and that my voice would be listened to.”
Video of the speech here: https://www.vox.com/2018/1/21/16917130/natalie-portman-womens-march
I support Natalie Portman unhinging her jaw and dragging every last man who made her feel this way into the deep like a kraken.
diamond-heiress-deactivated2018
I’m going to spend the rest of this year positioning myself to attract it all. Life overhaul.
Too real
imyour-browneyedgirl
It took me a solid 3 minutes to process this venn diagram and I loved every second of it.
do i believe in love at first sight? absolutely. i fall in love with every dog i see
me: *drops something*
me: *stares down at it in disappointment for a few seconds before picking it up*
“I said to Nic, ‘She sings, she dances, she dies,’ and Miss Nicole said yes. So glad she did. Making it with you, Nicole, was such a gift.” – Baz Luhrmann
The internet went from showing food recipe videos to alchemy in less than a decade. There’s going to be a quick video on how to make the philosopher’s stone from tomato sauce next week.
I still think that my favorite urban legend/folklore fact is that there are certain areas in New Orleans where you cannot get a taxi late at night not because it isn’t safe, but because taxi companies have had recurring problems of picking up ghosts in those areas who are not aware that they are dead and disappearing from the cab before reaching the destination and therefore stiffing the driver on the fare causing a loss for the company.
An occupational hazard of cab driving I had not previously considered
ONE OF OUR INSTRUCTORS ACCIDENTALLY GOT PAID $787,000 THIS MONTH IM WHEEZING, OMFG PAYROLL
jillbert
A PAYROLL EMPLOYEE ENTERED 123 INSTEAD OF 1 SO HE GOT PAID 123 TIMES WHAT HE WAS SUPPOSED TO
jillbert
this is the rare $786,708 payday. reblog to receive more money than you were expecting on your next paycheck 💫
friends tv show writers: we are going to model ross geller as every girl’s dream guy. aka the most lovable male character in the show. joey is a womanizer and chandler fears commitment but ROSS is the intelligent (egotistical), romantic (possessive/jealous), and thoughtful (sexist/homophobic) Nice Guy™ of the bunch and i’m positive all the fans will just adore him!!!
the entire friends fandom:
