Dracula waking from a dead sleep with a psychic call headache: hhhWhat what is it
Brides 1-3: Where is he.
Dracula: What?
Brides 1-3: WHERE. IS HE.
Dracula: Who?
Brides 1-3: Oh, John William Polidori–who the fuck do you think we mean?
Dracula, fidgeting in his dirt: Oh. Is he–is he not on the grounds?
Brides 1-3: If by ‘the grounds’ you mean, his room, the castle, the courtyard, or in our teeth where he’s supposed to be, no! No he is not! Where the hell is he, you old tick? Did you seriously box him up with you? Is he turned and stuck in one of the coffins? We’ve been looking top to bottom and–wait.
Dracula, sweating: …
Brides 1-3: Wait.
Dracula, so much undead sweat he’s now laying in mud: …
Brides 1-3: You didn’t bar the window, did you?
Dracula, wincing: What window?
Brides 1-3: The one you know he Victorian Spider-Manned his way out of half a week ago??
Dracula: …well–
Brides 1-3: Oh my god.
Dracula: I’ve been busy!
Brides 1-3: You’ve been a slacking bastard, that’s what you’ve been. Oh, and what’s this? Is this your blood on this shovel? He was running on half his blood and he still climbed down and bludgeoned you with a gardening tool.
Dracula: It was one hit! He got lucky!
Brides 1-3: Lucky enough to beat you over the head, steal from your money heap, and run. …You know what? We’re cool with this. Maybe he’s out there now, coming to pummel your head in with a spade. Run free, little bloodbag. May you smash this skull like an egg.
Dracula, headache is now a migraine: Are you done? Can I sleep now?
Brides 1-3: Yeah no we’re staying on until you get out of reach, asshole. Should only be another month until you reach England. Who wants to sing a song? 99 kids full of blood in a sack, 99 kids full of blood, take one down, pass it around, 98 kids full of blood in a sack~
Dracula: -groaning into his mud-
oh seems very suspicious to see the barbie movie tumblr pop up on my dash after the strike. maybe it was made before, but I’m actually seeing it now
remember:
there’s no boycott on going to see new media
but there is a promotional blackout
don’t do the studio’s marketing work for them
I just checked their archive. They created it Today, July 17th.
prior to the strike they did not have an official tumblr lmaoooo
don’t reblog their shit
There was no lethal weapon at hand, but I seized a shovel which the workmen had been using to fill the cases, and lifting it high, struck, with the edge downward, at the hateful face.
Pls reblog if u vote :)
I was so dedicated to this meme that I went on the embalming fluid website to figure out the names of the chemicals that were too blurred to read
Just so we're all on the same page with the writer's strike.
If during the strike, it's announced about AI generated shows. We are not watching them. Not even out of curiosity. Let them fail every AI generated show they try make.
The human voice can not be replaced by AI. Don't let them try.
can we talk about the ups strike can we PLEASE talk about the ups strike
i know since writers and actors are already striking thats gonna take up most of the news space on social media but like. ups has until july 31st to meet the teamster's demands and if not then theyre going on the biggest strike against a single corporation since the early 1900s. the uaw (auto manufacturers union) contract is up this fall, and i believe the alu (amazon labor union) is as well. there's a huge possibility that they might strike as well, depending on how long the ups strike lasts.
im seeing a lot of talk about hollywood going down but i want to see more talk about labor rights and working class solidarity across the board... like A Lot of shit is about to go down
we're about to see a lot more propaganda by more than just hollywood, we're about to see a lot of bullshit political moves on local, state, and federal levels. dont fall for it. workers have power.
enough girlblogging for today....my soul has fallen asleep...good night......
I simply don't think that's true eBooks.com but thank you anyway
They are coming for ALL of us, and that includes you.
For all of you queer antis out there who are hellbent on sanitizing queer media and screaming for the censorship of art and fiction, this is what all of your pearl-clutching and virtue-signalling bullshit eventually leads to.
Hey. HEY. Look at me, and fucking listen.
You are NEVER going to convince the homophobes who live and breathe hatred for you that there is a line between "good, god-fearing, church-going queers" and so-called "kinky, leather-daddy-at-pride-parade immoral queers".
As far as these hateful cunts are concerned, all of it falls under the same umbrella.
As you can see, even the 'uwu purest' queer content has a target on its back. Because in the eyes of anti-LGBTQ+ bigots, it is all considered gross, immoral content created by gross, immoral people.
They are coming for ALL of us, and that includes you.
I don't care if you think the kink-positive Leather Daddies dressing up at pride parades are icky. They are your fucking comrades in this fight, and no amount of pretending you're better than them or us is going to save you from the people who would to wipe you off the face of the planet if they ever had the chance.
You either stand with us, or with those homophobic, boot-licking fucks.
Hope it’s OK to post these tags bc THIS
The absolute audacity of kids from fairly “LGBTQ+ friendly” countries with fairly liberal stances on censorship advocating for censorship when there are many places in the world where even the purest of queer content is considered “disgusting” and “deviant.”
They don’t care if you’re absolutely pure and wholesome. If you’re queer, in the minds of bigots you’re a degenerate freak.
Now why do you think we bristle so much when you hurl those words at us?
seeing people be like ‘I know it’s going to be hard to support the sag strike because movies and shows will stop coming out but-’ is so fucking funny like can I introduce you to a beautiful concept called the million billion movies and shows that already exist that you couldn’t even get through in a lifetime if you wanted. welcome to heaven <3