Hi! I don’t want to be a mood killer but this is the only platform I feel I can talk about this on and actually have people listen.

The Willow Project is a project to sell Alaska for oil drilling. Doing so will release 287,000,000 metro tonnes of Carbon Dioxide. This will affect Global Warming as well as the animals that live there. If this project is agreed upon, it could lead to the extinction of many species and possibly humans! However, there is a petition you can sign to stop this. Please, sign the petition or share anything you can to stop the Willow Project.

-Gl1tch

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

Hope you all have a great 2022!!

Heyy!!! Been a while since I done an incorrect quote considering this account is meant for incorrect quotes! Been a bit burnt out for the incorrect quotes but don’t worry! THEY HAVE RETURNED!!!

Without further ado, enjoy a bunch of incorrect quotes!

Also, BIRTHDAY SPECIAL!!

Jay: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?

Zane: [not looking up from his book] Myxine Circfrons

Jay:

Jay: [whispering] fsh

Cole: [watching the news] someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today

Jay: [covered in ink] maybe the squid was being a dick

Cole:

Jay:

Kai and Jay: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming?

Zane and Wu: Does anyone in this godforsaken group think before they speak?!

Kai: I turned out perfectly fine!

Cole: Just this morning you thought a ghost made your toast

Kai: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!

Jay: What’s your biggest weakness?

Morro: I can be uncooperative

Jay: Okay, can you give us an example?

Morro:

Morro: no

Kai: So what’s for dinner

Cole: [staring at the food he burnt] regret

Cole: Your happiness? I need it

Kai: Your love? I want it

Jay: A room? Get one

Naomi: Hotel?

Lloyd: Trivago

Bit of context on pronoun situation-

Hi! You might have seen that my pinned post keeps changing bc of pronouns and/or gender/sexuality! I’ve been having some slight gender crisis’ recently and have been questioning my gender. I have (finally) figured out that I am 100% nonbinary! If my pinned post gets edited, it’s because I find pronouns that I don’t mind being used to describe me! Anyways, another thing I need to talk about is this:

transjay

Now, one of my accounts is named transjay.

“But Zen, you just said you were nonbinary!”

Yes. Nonbinary people like me can use the trans label if they want to/would feel more comfortable to. I tend to use it because it best describes my gender, transitioning to nb! I felt like I should clear that up! And, no I won’t be changing that name anytime soon.

Btw be prepared bc I got something big coming soon!

Me to my brain:

CAN I BE ABLE TO VENT TO MY FRIENDS AND ACTUALLY TALK ABOUT MY EMOTIONS AND MENTAL HEALTH???

My brain: no

Now write smut-

HALLOWEEN PROMPT EXCHANGE

Wearing a pirate costume annoyed him, but he had to do it. For Jay. He was surprised his ghostly appearance hadn’t already gave him and the others away. But with the help of his ghost powers, he managed to steal a key and sneak away.

-*COLES POV*-

My ghostly glow covered the walls as I cautiously entered the quarters. As I was walking, I heard a creek, sending shivers throughout my body. I quickly jolted around, hoping to catch the person off guard. But there was no one. I slowly turned around thinking I could catch whoever was watching me. Again, no one.

I got tired of turning back and forth pretty quick so I simply just walked away. I walked over to the table with some weird potion on top of it. I had taken the top off of it when I heard a familiar yet weak voice.

“Cole? Is that you?”

“Jay! You’re okay!” I ran over to Jay. Once I got closer, I realised that he had an eyepatch over his eye.

“What happened to your eye?”

“I- Why are you dressed like a pirate?”

“Don’t worry about that,” I smiled at him. “Our friends are nearby. We’re gonna get you out of here.”

“Boy am I glad to see you,” his voice filled with relief as I released him from the chains around his ankle. “Cole, I’m sorry about keeping stuff from you. I should’ve told you that I-“

“And I should’ve been a better friend. Don’t worry,” I put my hand on his shoulder. “Save your strength. We can laugh about this when it’s all behind us.”

Spoilers for Voltron

BRO IM SAD I THOUGHT THAT KEITH WOULD RETURN IN ABOUT 3 EPISODES BUT NO HE RETURNS IN SEASON 6?!

Okay, not a lot can make me wheeze. BUT THIS CAN HOLY SHIT I WHEEZED SO MUCH IM LITERALLY DYING IM COUGHING THAT HARD-

Waddup! Schools been a nightmare so I haven’t been able to upload :(

Anyways, would ya’ll like me to do edit commissions? Basically, if you ask me to do an edit, I will upload the edit and tag you in it. It can be Helluva Boss, Hazbin Hotel or ninjago themed since I have a lot of videos and screenshots of them. It will be free too! All you have to do is ask :)

Lloyd: I think I’m having a mid-life crisis

Nya: Lloyd your like 15

Lloyd: I MIGHT DIE AT 30

IM FINALLY NOT LATE!!!

Lloyd: I slept for 12 hours but I might still be tired so let’s go for 12 more just in case.

Zane: Lloyd that’s a coma

Lloyd: Sounds festive

bruuuuu end meeee :(

Jay: A theif

Zane: Thief?

Jay: Theif

Zane: i before e except after c.

Jay: Thceif

Zane: No.

Okay, I get distracted way too much :/

Some random villain: How petty can you ninja get?

Kai: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about

Sorry it’s late again! I keep getting distracted😅

Morro: I AM NOT OUT OF CONTROL! I am a law abiding citizen

Lloyd: Really? Name one law

Morro: Don’t kill people

Lloyd: That’s on me. I set the bar too low

Sorry it’s a bit late!

After the toaster incident 2:

Jay: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.--

[translation: I’M SORRY]

Kai: What was that?

Jay: Remorse code

Kai: I’m even angrier now