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If I’m gonna have to see and then report over a dozen porn bots every day can they at least give me like a daily grinding quest for it like it’s an MMO. Can I get some gold and a mediocre loot drop
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Yes, I am a straight man. Yes, getting the shit beat out of me in an all-male mosh pit is an erotic experience for me. We exist
When I was in Norway at the Gojira show a guy in the pit grabbed me & said “open your mouth”
And I did
He suspected (correctly) that I was dehydrated & was judging by the color of my tongue
But I fully heard “open your mouth” & thought “wow this stranger is going to spit in my mouth”
And then, naturally, I thought “well let’s see where he’s going with this”
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I feel like practicing any skill would be way more fun if I could have a lil level increase thing that pops up in front of me every time I do good like in Skyrim
“Push ups increased to level 5”
“Writing dialogue increased to level 37”
“Coping mechanisms (healthy) increased to level 18”
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why dont you try making up a delusion or private world and go live in it and maybe you’ll calm down
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*crowd interrupts her by cheering her name*
taylor: this is the best way to be interrupted… and i would know
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and with that Yoongi's harem scored a new member
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Holding the laptop’s power button down because it’s crashed and there’s no other way to turn it off feels so unsettling. It makes me feel like I’m holding a cushion over its face while the life slowly ebbs out of it.
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TED LASSO 1.03 “Trent Crimm The Independent” 3.12 “So Long, Farewell”
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modogoblin
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some more STBMIG out of context.
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Changbin: *About Jeongin* I would give my life for that little rascal.
Jeongin: *About Changbin, while chewing on jerky* I would sell Changbin for one corn chip.
