To-Morrow I’m graduating Kindergarten….
What did you major in?
Crayon
Me before and after I jerk off
My friend asked how I learned to cook and the answer is I didn't. I know like 5 things about cooking and they are:
- Always use more garlic than the recipe calls for
- "Ehhh fuck it close enough" is a great measurement tool
- Find like 5 recipes that you like, adjust them how you like them, make them until you hate them
- Clean as you go
- If a recipe is from a mommy blog, you will need more spices
If anyone wants to add, please do
*being mentally ill in my bedroom*
That grief 4.0
why is the climate trying to change? just be yourself bb 💕
idk what it is about sitting in chairs and having both feet on the floor but it’s so uncomfortable and awful and i’ll never willingly do it if there’s literally any other option
motherfucker ultimate
I Demand Coca Cola
that last line is absolutely phenomenal is this why yall are so keen on therapy??
Yes.
YOU HAVE ENTERED
RADICAL SATURDAY
Today’s Friday, though.
THE LAST RADICAL SATURDAY OF THE DECADE!!!!!!!!!
LAST RADICAL SATURDAY OF THE DECADE
the mandalorian? isn’t that bitch the powerhouse of the cell?
It’s “tomorrow” only after you have slept, no matter how much past midnight it is.
Itd be funny as fuck if the world operated like how people with social anxiety think it does. Like what if you got on a bus and everyone was like wow look at that piece of shit loser. Get off the bus you ugly bastard
It’s how Disney Channel Original Movies work