Given Innocence

#alglamorouss-insta

there's comfort at the bottom of a swimming pool

Statistically, all accidents happen in the last minute of the ride

another run through the washer will fix me

girl i shrunk

It is amazing how professors can write a question that’s actually seven questions in a trenchcoat.

holy shit

This reads like a 12 year old writing their first fanfic trying to figure out how adults flirt with each other, except it’s actually adults and it was a national scandal for quite a while

what does it mean when a guy says hi to you 

he’s lying

Everyone should be able to express their small and mean opinions to someone who won't clutch their pearls about it. Being a bitch is a human right

i have no idea what this means but my dad is the only valid ally

being a lesbian gets you $3800 off a car payment from my dad

Our finger fitting perfectly in our nostrils must be an evolutionary prank

Overcoming yourself is the hardest tribulation one can face in life.

Somebody somewhere accidentally has you in the background of their photo.