it ended up looking like this. we were both losing our absolute shit at it so i proceeded to take extremely cursed photos of it
i love my mom so much
please tell her that she’s brought joy untold into all our lives
Meet me at the forest in the fall and I will massage your prostate and or screen for irregularities
Me at the forest in the fall:
Your hands after you message my prostate because I’m vegan
I am proud to announce that I am now veganphobic
My impact
My pussy is fat my heart is fatter got a tiny brain made of snickerdoodle batter
“get you a mans who can do both” what? lie AND get my hopes up? 😍😍
I now bond you two in holy macaroni
Just let them be
I’m crying, of all the photos they used…
CBS: we’re canceling this show lol
Big Bang Theory Crew:
For everyone who asked for an english version
HERE IT IS IN ENGLISH FOR ALL OF YOU I AM DYING
Detective Pikachu dancing!
Noah Fence but I would DIE for Detective Pikachu
is there a pride flag for people who pee their pants?
yes
Hey I’m really interested in the fact that you made a whole separate blog for this. You just made the funniest post on tumblr and u don’t even want credit for it?????
I think this is the only time in the show’s history that Hannibal was truly thrown by something a guest said.
