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Marvel (Cap America, Bucky Barnes, Iron Man & War Machine), Harry Potter, Disney :) My name is based off the Spoon Theory // disabled. My icons are from @marvelocks!!! Have a great day~

CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW DIFFERENT THIS IS??? because as someone who works in digital marketing, my jaw literally dropped.

When I put out an ad for a client on Facebook, I can target like... new moms in their 30s who are looking for furniture within a 10-mile radius. Or people who have an anniversary coming up. People who have just moved. People who are in a new relationship. People who have elementary school kids and tend to vote Republican. People who have liked certain Pages. It's absolutely unnerving.

the utter chaos of this, though.

it's just... incredible.

Honestly though, as someone myself who works in infosec and data privacy, what this suggests to me is that Tumblr either doesn’t have, or isn’t willing / able to use, that detailed targeting information about its users. Which is great!! Every other company out there - not just social media companies but everything from your grocery store to your car insurance company to your operating system provider - actively collects as much demographic data as it can about its users specifically for this kind of ad targeting purposes. 

Obviously Tumblr still collects some data and uses it for ad targeting; they do have this in their Privacy settings:

But the fact that they’re either unable, or are choosing not, to make that data available to people buying Blaze posts is such a huge win for data protection and a giant thumbing of the nose to the FAANGs who believe that the only way to make ad revenue work is to make ads as targeted as possible. 

I can’t express how much I hope Blaze succeeds with this insane and chaotic model. XD

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I love predictions of the future that oscillate between "eerily prescient" and "what the hell are you talking about?" Like that description of the year 2,000 written in 1933 where the author predicts flatscreen television, the glass wall trend in the homes of the wealthy, and the obsolescence of stuffed mattresses, but is also convinced that normal showers will be replaced by a device called the VAPOR LANCE that VAPORIZES the DIRT on you

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Sometimes Apollo hits writers with prophecy and sometime it’s Hephaestus trying to make a pitch for his new product

If your apology involves degrading yourself, calling yourself shit or insulting yourself, its not an apology, try again.

Can someone translate this?

Don’t try to guilt people by saying “I’m sorry I fucking suck.” “I’m sorry I’m just the worst and I should die” Because thats not an apology, thats trying to guilt the other person into dropping the subject.

Yup.  That’s called Weaponized Remorse.  Basically, you’re avoiding accountability by blowing up a big Feelings Bomb at the person you hurt and going “let’s not focus on what I did or what I should do to make amends, let’s focus on how awful I feel about it all, and how you should make me feel better.”

White Woman Crying Syndrome.

Some of the people doing it are just selfish and insensitive assholes.

Some of the people doing it are selfish and insensitive assholes who are specifically trying to train you to think that trying to tell them what they’re doing wrong is going to involve a Drama Bomb and not resolve anything, so you just shouldn’t bother.

I know there's a whole sequence and all in which you've gotta say those 10 words that turn Bucky's winter soldier switch on. but like. imagine how fucking FUNNY it would be if saying just one (1) of those words made him go Absolutely Feral

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Peter, completely unaware, singing while making cookies: YOU'RE THE DANCING QUEEN

Peter: YOUNG AND SWEET

Peter: ONLY SEVENTEE-

[glass shatters 2 rooms away]

Tony: *SCREAMING*

Bucky: *ANGRY RUSSIAN YELLING*

Steve: SON OF A BITCH NOT AGAIN

Peter: if I may offer you some advice-

Sam: shut up you're like nine

Steve:

Steve: ...oh god

Steve: oh no

Steve: oh Jesus

Sam:

Steve, crying: oh fuck-

Sam:

Sam: Steve, what-

Bucky, kicking the door down, eyes glowing in the dark: R̷̫̓ẻ̴̺a̵̛͎d̴̬͋y̴͇͒ ̴̰̉t̸̡̍ö̵̜ ̴̳̽c̷͇͛ơ̷͜m̸̱̚p̷̲͛l̵̮̇ẙ̵̖

Sam: I've learned to be extra careful about what I say around Bucky

Sam: you never no what'll set him off

Sam: it's quite terrifying actually

Sam: one wrong word and he-

[Distant explosion]

Tony: *SCREAMING LOUDER*

Sam: WHY THE FUCK DO I EVEN BOTHER

I'm positively cackling.

Twist- bucky isn't actually affected but he just loves to mess with them all.

Ok but he absolutely would fuck with them @bolontiku @tilltheendwilliwrite @musingsinmoonlight

I am 100% here for this.

disney employees are starting a full week of walkouts leading to their big walkout on march 22nd, 2022. they’ve asked people to not use disney products during this week. (no disney+, hulu, espn, playing games, watching videos, reviewing/blogging about any of their IP, no going to the parks). this is a targeted and timed action you can concretely participate in.

they’re asking people to also support by using those hashtags and to sign their petition in solidarity.

Screenreader Accessible Schedule

Tuesday Break Walkout Tuesday, March 15, 2022 3:00 PM - 3:15 PM

Wednesday Break Walkout Wednesday, March 16, 2022 3:00 PM - 3:15 PM

Thursday Break Walkout Thursday, March 17, 2022 3:00 PM - 3:15 PM

Friday Break Walkout Friday, March 18, 2022 3:00 PM - 3:15 PM

Monday Break Walkout 2 Monday, March 21, 2022 3:00 PM - 4:10 PM

Tuesday Full Walkout Tuesday, March 22, 2022 8:00 AM - 6:00 PM

Disney Do Better Walkout

#DisneyDoBetter #DisneySayGay #DisneySayTrans #WhereIsChapek

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not to be rude but some of y'all need to look on the bright side sometimes. like, yeah sure the world is fucked and people suck and we all die whatever, sure, but like. go outside.

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ok i phrased this poorly, hang on.

i'm not saying the cure for depression is touching grass. however, if you surround yourself with sad things and talk about how terrible life is and how much you're suffering and never take a breath and remember it's not all bad, you'll end up making yourself worse.

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like, i've been diagnosed with clinical depression, and anxiety, and insomnia, and chronic pain, and a million other things that get in the way of me having a simple fucking good day, but you know what?

i watch videos that make me happy and wear pretty clothes and cut my hair in fun styles and do my makeup and drink strawberry tea and take two showers a day and i look on the bright side because goddamnit if god is trying to break me down, he'll have to try harder.

i see so many people talk about how sad they are, who make their depression their first priority, and i get it, i really do, but you know that is actively harming your mental state, right? please, just do something nice for yourself, think positively for one day. i promise things get better when you step back and breathe.

Hello tumblr, im doing something of a mini survey so i have two questions:

1. Did you know before reading this that there was mercury present in thermometer fluid

2. Regardless of your previous answer would you say this was common knowledge