love when creatures sniff your hand and are like. ah understood
Microdosing on executive function by completing tasks in video games
"You're not the main character" also applies to thinking that you're so uniquely horrible that everyone you meet is deeply invested in judging and hating you. That's just as much of a cognitive distortion as believing that you're the center of everyone's admiration. I promise you that other people got their own lives to live and their own struggles and flaws to cope with.
sorry i said it was hot when you were bleeding out :/ you literally didnt die why are you mad at me
a woman will be 28 or whatever and all the 24 year olds are in shock like “no fucking way I seriously couldn’t tell. you don’t look near death at all”
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why is muriel from courage the cowardly dog with that ugly beast he don’t even got teeth she need to get with a real man like me
the mountain goats make music for people who spent their entire lives convinced they would die before they were 17 except now they're 26 and they have a job and friends and hobbies and they're not sure what they're meant to do now that they've survived
he's forty years old. he's babygirl. he's unhinged. he's creating problems for himself and everyone else. he's god's favorite punching bag. he's a whore. he's pathetic. he's my poor little meow meow
getting rid of family vlog channels one state at a time let's gooo
HUGE!
The sexual tension between me and the antique stores I go to as frequently as I can but have never once purchased anything from
