Lover. Visionary. Bitch.

i hate fox news for sullying the good name of a perfectly fine and upstanding animal, the fox

this is my essay on what's basically the superwholock of... whatever genre of videogame series these are

i wanted to confirm this theory so i made this unholy abomination

i couldn't find reference of how the skirt would look in professor layton so that part kinda sucks. anyway i would like to formally apologize to everyone who had to see this-

being a funnyman is so hard. every day. every day beautiful men come to my house and beg me to fuck them  because im a funnyman. “please, clown, fuck us” they say. and i have to say no. because i hate gay people

I love transfem people I love our voices I love my transfem friends and I love listening to their voices and speaking with them . Spews toxic fog into the sky

Briton Riviere (British, 1840–1920) The Welcome (n.d.)

dont even fucking hesitate

*kicks my feet playfully whilst lying on my front and lining up my sniper rifle*

Yea basically its a chill as fuck day im just drinking 8 beers chilling to my vids marty crane sassiest "Win" moments on Youube

10000 times Marty crane owned frasiers gay ass

wo ah the misery. everbody wanna be my enermy

If you like the word “queer” reblog.

#fun umbrella. we r all sitting under it like the big rainbow thing in elementary school gym class

Behold: the queer community

saw this on Twitter and started laughing so hard I had to stop walking to cough up a lung I've never been this hysterical in my life

after cranking that thang

GRADE SCHOOL SJWS stop using social justice language to explain shit to your conservative parents IT’S NOT GONNA GO THROUGH now all they have are some new words to make fun of. don’t tell your mom she’s being fatphobic tell her she’s being a dick

every day o need to save money and then there is some kind of little fucking item

she sauce on my scrod till i'm a New Man

i hate when youtube food reviewers take a bite out of a burger and hold it right up to the camera where they took a bite. like thanks, looks disgusting, what are you gonna show me next? A Man's Asshole?

hey that's the guy who had a legitimate full mental breakdown because people said aging and dying was natural and he insisted saying that was tantamount to supporting genocide and him and weren't meant to age or die. the fursona guy. that's him

It's all "keep tumblr weird" until a real weirdo shows up I see