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got rid of the dashes 😌

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You, an edgy mall goth: Personal Jesus by Marilyn Manson

Me: an even edgier mall goth: Personal Jesus by Mindless Self Indulgence

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Me, a cowgoth: Personal Jesus by Johnny Cash

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florrissey

Me, a gay cowgoth: Personal Jesus by Depeche Mode

don’t worry, i’ve compiled at least 121 distinct and discrete personal jesuses so no one else has to

there are over 7 billion people on this planet which means approximately 58 million people have to share a “personal” jesus. what a fucking scam.

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“we’re going to get nasty letters saying ‘where’s my personal jesus?’ ‘why don’t i have a personal jesus?’”

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I really like in Batman: Arkham Asylum how quiet the whole island is after you beat the story. With Riddler being the only voice you still hear, it really feels like he’s crawling around in those vents right beside you <3

riddler: you may not look disrespectfully at my ass.

him .0002 sec later: i dont care/mind if you look disrespectfully.

batman: *2 in. away from 3rd degree assault charges*

personality disorders are so conceptcually funny. psychiatrist akes one look at you and gestures vaguely and is like 'yeah i diagnose you with like Your Whole Shit's Fucked'

psychiartirsts will literally be like 'umm yeah i diagnose you with You're The Problem. sorry'

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my buddy (computer scientist) says they are making a computer that will die a natural death surrounded by loved ones . with a really good graphics card

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Jonathan flipping through his little pocket dictionary as people point at him while chattering about satan and werewolves: Duolingo didn’t cover this vocabulary :(

Anonymous asked:

TIL that hormone replacement therapy is used by older women when going through the menopause to ease symptoms. i learnt this from my mother who is a retired nurse who is now a medical advocate for older women and she's big mad about how hrt has been demonised the scary "trans treatment" when in her mind its a marvellous bit of modern medicine that can improve the lives of so many for whatever reasons they need it. more estrogen (or testosterone) for all!

Yup cis men and cis women are prescribed testosterone, estrogen, etc for a variety of reasons.

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just a reminder that cis people who are receiving hormones to feel more like themselves are receiving GENDER AFFIRMING CARE. in fact, most of the people who receive gender affirming care are CIS PEOPLE.

joe rogan talks about taking testosterone all the time to feel more like a man = gender affirming care

old men taking boner pills cause they can’t get it up = gender affirming care

cis women taking spironalactone for their pcos = gender affirming care

women who reached menopause taking hormones = gender affirming care

gender affirming care is actually SO INCREDIBLY NORMAL and trans people are the ones getting demonized for it.